Why Can?t Men Aim?

[ramboondiea]

well i dont piss on the seat or floor (seriously what man pisses on the floor?)
well if beer is involved i am far more likely to 'water the plants'

 

[NotAPie]

Mini me down there has had his ups and downs. [small]heh[/small]
I still recall that one day were two streams came out and both missed D: I was so embarrassed.
[small] Mini me can be such a dick [/small]
If I get killed for those puns it'll be soooo worth it.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Exactly. But why is it we must stand? It just is that way. Why do we men have such a strong urge to pee standing?

I pee sitting down, because I DONT CARE, and from my disloyalty to doing it standing up, I have physically FORGOTTEN how.

Same boat here man. Never really got comfortable with the idea of standing and never have. If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I take pride in my marksmanship!

I guess many men just don't care, and thus they don't bother with the careful configurations and mathematics that I use whenever I go...

 

[Sebenko]

Because nobody has invented a laser sight that fits around ones penis. Yet!

why the fuck not?

OT: After twenty years, I like to think I have pretty good aim. If only I was so good at getting into small holes.

 

[Stammer]

Because dicks have no iron sights.

Pff! Pansy! All us real men have iron sights on our johnsons. Right guys??

...Right?

 

[Trivun]

Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?



Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

Interestingly enough, both of my two flatmates are girls, and they've never complained to me about my aim. I tend to be able to aim perfectly well, whether drunk, sober, tired, or whatever. So I can't really answer this question. My problems in the bathroom tend to revolve more around clogging up the shower. I'm a naturally hairy person, arms, legs, everywhere, so when I shower a lot of hair tends to clog up the drain, and I have to clean it up so it doesn't cause a blockage. Every so often I do, rarely, forget, and suddenly both my flatmates are onto me and ready to argue the point until the blockage is gone...

 

[andyboyd]

Well once I did a piss and it went out horizontally, how the hell it did that I have no idea.

Iv done that.....

 

[newwiseman]

I always hit my target.

That said I do know a lot of guys that I don't think were beat enough as children, or perhaps too much, that seem to miss the bowl on purpose. Sick Bastards.

I will say though sometimes a rare dual stream will occur and neither will be any where on target, as mentioned before. Most guys will clean up after that occurs, but you can't make a drunk man do that.

 

[Merkavar]

if i make a mess ill clean it up.

alot of the times when i miss ill correct my aim just to have the direction of my pee change for what ever reason (change in pressure etc) so i end up peeing all over the place.

 

[Caligulove]

I've lived with guys like that, can't blame them for leaving the seat down and such, I do that too- but I think they just don't give a shit or too lazy- assuming they can just deal with the smell or cleanup later. Usually isnt a problem though.

I rage pretty hard if I sit down to take a shit and feel wetness on the toilet seat, that's just disgusting.

 

[MrGalactus]

It very rarely starts off going in a straight line.
EDIT: Uhh, the pee, I mean.

 

[JezebelinHell]

Cause our systems arent perfect.

I mean, usually we can. Its just you always get those last few drops, unless you just bend completely over the toilet.

I am thinking that toilet paper would take care of that but I am female what would I know. xD

The not cleaning up is really the worst part but since I watch some of them also drip coffee and other drinks across the floor and not even NOTICE, I am not surprised.

 

[Outright Villainy]

I'm 6' 4'' so there's no way I piss standing up when I'm using a toilet. I just kneel, and it works out nicely for the most part. No mess

So am I, and I never hit the seat. (unless it does that crazy split stream thing, or there's no light on.)

So you've no excuse sir, refine your aim!

 

[Pyromaniak3]

Its just one of those things that happens... you aim right at it and it just doesn't go that direction... especialy in the mornings, for me at least.

 

[deth2munkies]

Piss is unpredictable, and I guarantee you that 90% of the stuff you count as "missing" is just splashback from actually hitting the target.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Because dicks have no iron sights.

Pff! Pansy! All us real men have iron sights on our johnsons. Right guys??

...Right?

Real men fire from the hip...wow, that joke works for both guns and our member. Coincidence? I think not.
OP: Most of us can aim and clean up the splashes afterword (Yes, there is always backsplash. One liquid is colliding with another at high speed.) But in the morning when we get up...all bets are off. Seriously, it's freaking Thunderdome.

 

[Ohhi]

To me I clean up after I piss, if I miss but I usually don't miss simple as that.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Skip to 2:41 and learn you something.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip

Most men are actually really good at cleaning up. Unless they live alone and get careless. But just running toilet paper over it isnt helping. You took away the moisture, not killed the germs in it. Though pee is supposedly sterile, so maybe that is all you need. I know if i ever do make a mess on the seat (sometimes i like to get fancy and see how far away and I can shoot and still get in. WHAT?! I'm in college, and bored, and get out early. Its better then doing drugs) I'll disinfect it more then just TP.