Why Can?t Men Aim?

[FamoFunk]

Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?



Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

 

[Jonluw]

Men can aim, it's just that the trajectory of the piss isn't always too predictable. Sometimes the stream just goes in a different direction than you had expected. Orifices aren't that predictable.
Have you ever tried pouring water from a glass, only to find that the water runs down the glass instead of going straight down? That might happen towards the end of a peeing-session, when pressure is sinking.
Oh, and the infamous "split stream". That one's always delightful.

I always clean up if I make a mess though. Anything else would be gross.

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.
[sub]Men are supposed to stand, damnit! That's just what we do. We are gifted with the ability to stand, and we'll be damned if we don't use it to its fullest.[/sub]

 

[Woodsey]

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.

Because your balls would be cut off and taken back to the man factory, that's why!

OT: Well, drunk because err... we're drunk.

And maybe they're just trying out some tricks if they're sober and still missing.

 

[El Poncho]

Well once I did a piss and it went out horizontally, how the hell it did that I have no idea.

 

[Optional Opinion]

I have the perfect answer that will enlighten you but I need to find the internet comic it was featured in, or was it a stand alone image. Anyway I'll tr and dig it up.

 

[Dragonborne88]

The split stream is probably what is getting most of em'. Other then reasons such as that, I've never missed the toilet. Maybe you should stick one of those fly stickers inside of the toilet in question, it apparently improves aim if you put it in the right area.

 

[SammiYin]

Sometimes the extra fun happens...
You wake up, your eyes can barely open, you really need a piss. you get out of bed and stagger to the toilet, you let loose.
Only to find your foreskin is stuck to the end and it creates a funnel pointing in an awkward direction [Me, Myself an Irene addresses this very well].
That's a reason. A tad detailed, but there we go.
I always clean up though.

 

[Danish rage]

Actually the urin tube is elastic, and that is what causing the problems. Simple put.

 

[F'Angus]

We can aim mostly...it's just those odd days where the pee is unpredictable and goes wherever the hell it wants.

Though most of us know how to clean up after anyways

 

[Worgen]

combining mega morning wood with trying to pee is a recipe for a mess

but I do always try and clean up

 

[Jonluw]

Well once I did a piss and it went out horizontally, how the hell it did that I have no idea.

I think you mean vertically...

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.

Because your balls would be cut off and taken back to the man factory, that's why!

Exactly. But why is it we must stand? It just is that way. Why do we men have such a strong urge to pee standing?

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I've never missed entirely, but sometimes it just doesn't come out in a steady stream. I always make sure to wipe the seat off if on the off chance some gets on it. No need to leave it there, that's just gross.

 

[Palademon]

I swear someone goes into public toilets in the morning to avoid the urinals, use a stall, and deliberately leave the seat down to piss on it and possibly the floor.

I hate it too, especially since I'm one of the few men that prefer pissing sitting down.

Men can aim, they just choose not to, apparently.

 

[Lord Devius]

Watch this:

Spoiler: This is kind of loud but entirely appropriate

This sums up what I was going to say.

Of course, there are some people who just suck at aiming or don't care, but... Not much you can do about that.

 

[Oktanas]

when you piss do your stream always goes in the same direction???

 

[loc978]

In my experience the issue generally isn't aim, it's splashing. try as I might to piss gently, I'll wind up splashing up over the sides, even though my pee stream is aimed directly at the center of the water... tried the sides rather than the water and it still manages to splash out. Basically, we need deeper toilets, because the force of one liquid impacting another at speed tends to cause an unpredictable splash.

 

[teqrevisited]

They're doing it wrong. The offending weapon is a lot like a hose with a variable jet/spray. All it takes is the ability to adjust it in realtime.

Now, the real challenge is pissing in the dark. That adds a whole new level of challenge.

 

[Palademon]

Exactly. But why is it we must stand? It just is that way. Why do we men have such a strong urge to pee standing?

I pee sitting down, because I DONT CARE, and from my disloyalty to doing it standing up, I have physically FORGOTTEN how.

 

[El Poncho]

Well once I did a piss and it went out horizontally, how the hell it did that I have no idea.

I think you mean vertically...

Well it went to the side so no?

 

[Stammer]

We can aim, but like a poster said above me it's just not always predictable.

I honestly hate the idea that one little accident will leave urine all over the place, so if there's no urinal present I usually sit when I drain the lizard. Fortunately, the only time that there aren't any urinals is at home.

Judge me how you will, but yeah I sit on the toilet like a woman. At least when I clean my bathroom I don't have to think about the amount of piss I'm cleaning up lol