pretty much this, and i agree. its really damn annoying when it seems im the only person i know, or dont know, who dosent piss on the floor. i mean even in my school people dont flush the damn urinals or toilets (especially after they crap in them). i mean how hard is it? and if you spill some shit on the floor, theres towels and shit within 2 steps of your current position, how hard can it be to grab it and wipe it up? its fucking annoying!!!Jonluw said:Men can aim, it's just that the trajectory of the piss isn't always too predictable. Sometimes the stream just goes in a different direction than you had expected. Orifices aren't that predictable.
Have you ever tried pouring water from a glass, only to find that the water runs down the glass instead of going straight down? That might happen towards the end of a peeing-session, when pressure is sinking.
Oh, and the infamous "split stream". That one's always delightful.
I always clean up if I make a mess though. Anything else would be gross.
You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.
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