Why Can?t Men Aim?

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Quazimofo

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Jonluw said:
Men can aim, it's just that the trajectory of the piss isn't always too predictable. Sometimes the stream just goes in a different direction than you had expected. Orifices aren't that predictable.
Have you ever tried pouring water from a glass, only to find that the water runs down the glass instead of going straight down? That might happen towards the end of a peeing-session, when pressure is sinking.
Oh, and the infamous "split stream". That one's always delightful.

I always clean up if I make a mess though. Anything else would be gross.

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.
[sub]Men are supposed to stand, damnit! That's just what we do. We are gifted with the ability to stand, and we'll be damned if we don't use it to its fullest.[/sub]
pretty much this, and i agree. its really damn annoying when it seems im the only person i know, or dont know, who dosent piss on the floor. i mean even in my school people dont flush the damn urinals or toilets (especially after they crap in them). i mean how hard is it? and if you spill some shit on the floor, theres towels and shit within 2 steps of your current position, how hard can it be to grab it and wipe it up? its fucking annoying!!!
 

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Kitacular said:
FamoFunk said:
I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat.
yeah, this bit is the most frustrating part. particularly in the mens bogs in public places. who are these fucking people. when im at home and miss (whether due to drinking too much, human error or my body deciding to play NIGHTMARE MODE and split between 2-5 streams) i (and you should too) at least fucking clean up after myself
Nightmare mode? really? that just cracks me the hell up
 

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Man, I thought the title was referring to video games. I can totally aim!

On the toilet, well... standing brings teh same difficulties to all of us.
 

Drummah

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The key is to have a gay dude roommate.

They care more about being tidy than I do.
 

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Sometimes I like a challenge. I'll aim for the ceramic and keep the noise down. Or I'll shoose to lean against the wall directly beside the toilet. Makes the whole thing feel so relaxing. And yes these choices lead to spills and messes. Also when I'm drunk pissing i can't stand still, I waver and move alot. No idea why, but yet my aim is usually solid enough. Mistakes happen to the best of us.
 

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funguy2121 said:
Asking this is like asking women why they have to get those darned yeast infections all the time (proximity of the meatus to the anoos)
What women have YOU been hanging with? Yeast infections can happen, but I've only known one woman to get one. And this is speaking as one of the female persuasion who lived in an all female dorm for a few years. So yea...I wouldn't use the term "all the time" to describe them.
 

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SammiYin said:
Worgen said:
combining mega morning wood with trying to pee is a recipe for a mess
Gotta sit down for that, although that creates the new scenario [Which I've had far too many times] of somehow managing to pee through the gap between seat and toilet, and it going all down my leg.
Makes me livid
I dont see how sitting down would help, it would just shoot all over the wall, I have mighty morning wood, not some kind of wussy morning wood that can be controlled by pressing down on it
 

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teqrevisited said:
They're doing it wrong. The offending weapon is a lot like a hose with a variable jet/spray. All it takes is the ability to adjust it in realtime.

Now, the real challenge is pissing in the dark. That adds a whole new level of challenge.
HAHAHA i have done that!, often when i wake up at 4 in the morning my eyes are just way to sensitive to turn the light on, so i take a rough estimate and go by echo location!
 

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FamoFunk said:
Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?

Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!
Haha, I love this thread ;)

OT: Tbh, i've never really had a problem aiming at the loo, unless my pee decides to do a random split stream halfway through, though I do clean up after. After having sex is when it's starts to get really unpredictable though, and don't get me started on trying to pee with an erection, lol.

I also hate it when other guys leave their smelly piss stains on the toilet seats. ([small]Do NOT go into the men's toilets in Metro's. *shudders*[/small]) ¬.¬
I especially hate it when some people have done a number 2 and not flush in clubs and pubs, I mean c'mon guys, what the hell, I don't want to see your big, smelly poop just floating around when I enter the cubicle, jeez.

However when i'm drunk, it does take a bit more coordination to hit my target, especially when i'm uber drunk and I see two blurry toilets instead of one, but i'm still a good shot. ;)

FamoFunk said:
Men taking a piss seems to be a very complex, intense situation.
You can say that again.
 

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If you have foreskin, like myself, sometimes the stream can manifest in a wholly unpredictable manner that can lead to accidents. That's relatively rare, however.

I don't know what the excuse is with public urinals. They've usually got a rather wide range of reception - you can go 60 degrees off course and be okay. It's probably kids trying to use a urinal too big for them that are doing it. Either that or, if you're in a bar, people drunk off their asses.
 

Reece Stevens

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Ot wouldn't happen if men weren't affraid of pissing sitting down, its a much more efficient sollution and is more comfortable...
 

Cavouku

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A lot of people gave a lot of good answers.

And we didn't even get into the ***** that is pissing with a hard on.

Oh many a morning...

EDIT: Though in general, I'm a good enough shot, it goes in the bowl (and I don't drink, so I can't answer the subsequent drunk question).

But yeah, unpredictable this, nightmare mode that, foreskin, urinals, sitting, blah blah blah.

You'll appreciate our ability to stand when you have to go camping with a guy in a deep forest some day, and we keep the coyotes away. Footnote: the higher up you piss, the bigger the other animals think you are.
 

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Let me put it in scientific terms. The trajectory of piss can be compared to the location of an electron. There is no way we can know for sure, but we have enough general knowledge to know where the electron may be from the theory of quantum leaps. The same can be said of piss. Like an electron making a leap, through either gaining or losing energy, we can project where it may be. When men pee we have enough knowledge to know where it could end up, but we never know for sure. In conclusion, the messiness of peeing can be explained through this theory. For a brief period of time men haven't the slightest of clues as to where their piss will end up, but after the initial leap men can regain control and direct it into the toilet without any mess.

I hope all my science made sense...
 

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Jonluw said:
Men can aim, it's just that the trajectory of the piss isn't always too predictable. Sometimes the stream just goes in a different direction than you had expected. Orifices aren't that predictable.
I laughed so hard,almost chocked on my chicken when yo said that.
I find that its hard with the seat down and in public men are just to lazy to put p the seat.
 

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A lot of people are just dismissing it as "it happens." However, that shouldn't be so carefully removed. I'm tired of all these years going to places to use the restroom and people seem to urinate on purpose on the floor, seats, and relieve their bowls without flushing. It's just seriously disgusting. People do this to "rebel," or be jackasses. They should get a kick in the ass for each time they do it, selfish pricks. Some people need some discipline in their lives.