I remember suddenly blurting this out during a conversation with my buddies. I know, it's a stupid question, but it got me thinking, what's the funniest, most out of place statement you guys have ever said in the middle of a conversation?
Why can't I eat people???
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"I require a shotgun, a half dozen naked women, and a bottle of whiskey." -Me at the Salvation Army after taking a bet with a friend to see who could say the strangest thing to the old nun there. She was a hardcore Catholic but my deadpan delivery put her in shock for a couple seconds. Then she kicked us out. Good times in high school. I can't remember what my friend said but it was something about an orgy and feeling sore.
Now that's just flat silly.Aylaine said:
Well, if we go into technicalities... he could be right....Kharloth said:
OT: During class once, when it got quiet, I was thinking about what I wanted to eat when I got home. Once I figured it out, I slammed my fist onto the desk and yelled "Pizza!"
My friend and I were getting into a heated debate at lunch one day (don't really remember what it was about either), and I was losing pretty bad. So in a last ditch effort, I stood up, slammed my hands on the table and shouted "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!" All I got were stares, then people stopped caring. Needless to say, my friend was left speechless.
"Did you know that the Megalosaurus was the first dinosaur ever to be scientifically named and classified and that originally it was thought to resemble a giant lizard?"
This was during an awkward silence when I was at a burger bar with some friends. It did not fix the awkwardness, rather it made it worse.
That said, you put them in burgers and with the right sauce, they are good.
This was during an awkward silence when I was at a burger bar with some friends. It did not fix the awkwardness, rather it made it worse.
Yeah, I know right? I mean it's just so sour in flavour. Really gamey.Souplex said:
That said, you put them in burgers and with the right sauce, they are good.
You can't eat people because the human digestive system doesn't have the enzymes required to break down the protein found in our blood stream.
I am pretty sure we were discussing religion at a restaurant and kind keeping our voices down and in the middle of a sentence I just exclaim "wow this chicken tastes lousy" and continued like nothing happened.
I was talking to one of my friends online and in the middle of a sentence he just yelled "Whoa! That is a huge fucking worm!!" and continues and doesn't remember saying it.
I was talking to one of my friends online and in the middle of a sentence he just yelled "Whoa! That is a huge fucking worm!!" and continues and doesn't remember saying it.
Main reason I don't do it. Cannibalism is a weird catch 22.Dags90 said:
Did you intend for that to happen?Aylaine said:
So it's a in joke with my buddies that when someone fails at something they "gargled its balls", example: "I gave you a chance, and you gargled its balls". Last night we were playing Team Fortress 2 and my one of my friends kept asking me to go Heavy so he could heal me. I was a little unsobber at the time and wanting to end it I eloquently shouted over the mic "No! You eat gargle-balls!" Most of the people on the server were random people we had never played with.
Hmm..(looks through quotes page for grade 12)
I don't have enough self-confidence to be that much of a douche bag
There's enough pictures of her on the internet, so you don't need the real one
(Discussing Megan Fox)
No! [Jess] is a kind and loving soul. You're the mean one, you condescending *****!
Ahhh...good times...
I don't have enough self-confidence to be that much of a douche bag
There's enough pictures of her on the internet, so you don't need the real one
(Discussing Megan Fox)
No! [Jess] is a kind and loving soul. You're the mean one, you condescending *****!
Ahhh...good times...