Why can't I eat people???

[LawlessSquirrel]

Amongst the people I know, random statements are common, but the time I got stares was back in high school.
I forget exactly what was going on, but it the end of the year and we had a good teacher, so the class pretty much turned to a group-based game day, with so many teams trying to do...something. (Pictionary I think). Anyway, one of my friends happens to be a 'dark skinned indevidual', and and I said aloud "You'll end up going first because you're black," right as the room went silent. Of cause he was a friend and knew it was a joke but it was an awkward moment with the majority of the room being less understanding.
Not funny in retrospect, but my group of friends was always very lighthearted.

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[Crimson King]

I can't really think of something that I said, but I do recall something my brother said,
"I meant 'yes,' as in 'no!'"

 

[Jark212]

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What is that in your avatar? I can't look away

My Frog of eternal happiness...

Everyone should have one...

 

[JJMUG]

Soylent green its people

 

[Insanum]

"Marker Pens. Natures deadliest projectile"

...I was bored in Staples.

 

[ultrachicken]

This wasn't me, but a stupid girl that I used to go to school with had her pants unzipped. Her friend whispered to her, "your fly is down," and she responded by screaming "they can see my VAGINA?!"
The class ended up writing a report on why it's not okay to talk about vaginas during school.

 

[superbatranger]

I can't recall anything like that happening to me, and the reason we don't eat people is because we have perfectly good food. So stop complaining and finish eating.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I can't recall anything like that happening to me, and the reason we don't eat people is because we have perfectly good food. So stop complaining and finish eating.

But it tastes like death...

 

[demoman_chaos]

Since doctors use pigs as a human-stand in, I am guessing people taste like pork.
It is a question I wondered myself. I have waned to try human, but I'd rather not know what it was at the time (preferably grilled with some BBQ sauce). I doubt I could eat it if I knew it was human, especially someone I knew.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Since doctors use pigs as a human-stand in, I am guessing people taste like pork.
It is a question I wondered myself. I have waned to try human, but I'd rather not know what it was at the time (preferably grilled with some BBQ sauce). I doubt I could eat it if I knew it was human, especially someone I knew.

Humans taste like bacon.

http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/

 

[Turkey Braveheart]

Because the presence of a meat similar to pork would destroy the pork industry.

 

[superbatranger]

I can't recall anything like that happening to me, and the reason we don't eat people is because we have perfectly good food. So stop complaining and finish eating.

But it tastes like death...

Ey! Deje de quejarse y termina tu comida!

Spoiler: Translation

Hey! Stop complaining and finish your food!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I can't recall anything like that happening to me, and the reason we don't eat people is because we have perfectly good food. So stop complaining and finish eating.

But it tastes like death...

Ey! Deje de quejarse y termina tu comida!

Spoiler: Translation

Hey! Stop complaining and finish your food!

But I saw you cut off it's head with a dull spoon. It's face is still in my mind...

 

[Jfswift]

You can't eat people because the human digestive system doesn't have the enzymes required to break down the protein found in our blood stream.

What about that movie based on the plane survivors.. Alive I believe it was? If we can't eat people then how were they able to (or what is the real story there.. or was that all fiction.. now i'm confused). >.>

 

[superbatranger]

I can't recall anything like that happening to me, and the reason we don't eat people is because we have perfectly good food. So stop complaining and finish eating.

But it tastes like death...

Ey! Deje de quejarse y termina tu comida!

Spoiler: Translation

Hey! Stop complaining and finish your food!

But I saw you cut off it's head with a dull spoon. It's face is still in my mind...

Don't make me come over there. Eat.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I can't recall anything like that happening to me, and the reason we don't eat people is because we have perfectly good food. So stop complaining and finish eating.

But it tastes like death...

Ey! Deje de quejarse y termina tu comida!

Spoiler: Translation

Hey! Stop complaining and finish your food!

But I saw you cut off it's head with a dull spoon. It's face is still in my mind...

Don't make me come over there. Eat.

But you cooked it wrong! It dried out!

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Since doctors use pigs as a human-stand in, I am guessing people taste like pork.
It is a question I wondered myself. I have waned to try human, but I'd rather not know what it was at the time (preferably grilled with some BBQ sauce). I doubt I could eat it if I knew it was human, especially someone I knew.

Humans taste like bacon.

http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/

Well, Im off becoming a cannibal.

I fucking hate bacon.

OT:"HAYSOOSE CRISPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

we were playing a tower defence together in silence then BOOM the comdic name o' the svaior

 

[Billion Backs]

Because most people taste awful.

Nah, it varies from person to person.

 

[superbatranger]

I can't recall anything like that happening to me, and the reason we don't eat people is because we have perfectly good food. So stop complaining and finish eating.

But it tastes like death...

Ey! Deje de quejarse y termina tu comida!

Spoiler: Translation

Hey! Stop complaining and finish your food!

But I saw you cut off it's head with a dull spoon. It's face is still in my mind...

Don't make me come over there. Eat.

But you cooked it wrong! It dried out!

If you don't start eating...I'll..I'll dry you out!

 

[Living Contradiction]

"I have a wonderful idea! Let's change the subject!" - The March Hare, "Alice in Wonderland"

I think I managed to freak out quite a few of my fellow cubemates when I started singing oddly one afternoon at work. One of them approached me and asked what language I was singing in. My response? "Oh, that's not another language. I had Don Ho's "Tiny Bubbles" stuck in my head and was wondering what it would sound like backwards. Now I have that stuck in my head."

And yes, I was temping at the time. Knife lef eem came, epah eem came, Kniwe et nih, slebub enight.