Why can't I eat people???
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try eating anything anthropomorphic and meaty, I think it would probably freak you out, were bilogically programmed to find eating humans nasty but we are also socially programmed to find cannibalism abhorrent.
probably because killing people is also repugnant.
it requires a special state of mind and set of circumstances to cirumvent this.
i once stood in the city centre on mushrooms pointing at this moving santalight thing he was ringing a bell but it looked like he was tugging it so me and my friends stood there for 2 minutes laughing going "aahhahaha santas havin a wank" in the middle of a busy street
im sure the parents were giving us looks but i dont think we noticed.
probably because killing people is also repugnant.
it requires a special state of mind and set of circumstances to cirumvent this.
i once stood in the city centre on mushrooms pointing at this moving santalight thing he was ringing a bell but it looked like he was tugging it so me and my friends stood there for 2 minutes laughing going "aahhahaha santas havin a wank" in the middle of a busy street
im sure the parents were giving us looks but i dont think we noticed.
well one time i said i love you too to a cabby whilst ordering a lift into town she had come a little faster this time.
also i blurt out random lines from weird movies
e.g. from fear and loathing in las vegas:
"order some golf shoes otherwise we'll never got out of this place alive"
also i blurt out random lines from weird movies
e.g. from fear and loathing in las vegas:
"order some golf shoes otherwise we'll never got out of this place alive"
"It's not racist, it's funny!"
This was said by a friend of mine during a presentation where we were presenting potential advertisements for our invented company in a Design and Media lecture.
This was said by a friend of mine during a presentation where we were presenting potential advertisements for our invented company in a Design and Media lecture.
"Bob L'Eponge, il habite dans un ananas sous la mer!!"
That's my GCSE French for you. It means "Bob The Sponge (Spongebob in France), he lives in a pineapple under the sea!"
I shouted it out (whilst drunk) at a university formal. At least everyone else was drunk.
That's my GCSE French for you. It means "Bob The Sponge (Spongebob in France), he lives in a pineapple under the sea!"
I shouted it out (whilst drunk) at a university formal. At least everyone else was drunk.
well i guess we dont eat people because there arent any widly avalable cook books on how to prepare them and its kinda dangerous as our enzymes cant brake down the protein in our blood so you would only be able to eat it every so often and in small amounts
"I think hitler and the guy in the soviet russia had a pretty good ideas but had a bad method. If you simply combine them..."
I was trying to explain to my dad the inner working of his demented child as we stood in line at the DMV.
I was trying to explain to my dad the inner working of his demented child as we stood in line at the DMV.
I've been told that having a conversation with me is like a WTF moment that never ends. That's probably why all my job interviewers keep pissing themselves.
i remember some guys and me in the science class were talking about what experiments we could do for contest, i was thinking plants and how loads of shows tested for hearing and mythbusters did pain, so i just shouted
"how about we test if plants can smell!"
reaction: stunned silence
"how about we test if plants can smell!"
reaction: stunned silence
I went on an open top bus in Scotland, we were going around the city centre and I adopted a posh voice and spoke loudly, "if you look to your right, you'll see a husband beating his wife. If you look to your left, you'll see a man stumbling out a pub to vomit."
Scots don't like me much.
Scots don't like me much.
I once started singing the Candy mountain song in the subway. And then had a conversation using only the pink/blue unicorn voice. "We have to get off at the next station" - "Noooooo, station of deeeaaath!"
And I do that from time to time, just switch to unicorn-speak.
And I do that from time to time, just switch to unicorn-speak.
i was discussing with my mum the other day about places where i could get a flat when i leave home (im 17) and i said i could get a flat in "*******" she said "********" isnt a very nice place, i said yeah well its better than ********! (place names hidden in case i offend anyone) i probably should have said that a bit more quietly...