Why did the chicken cross the road.(give your own answers)

[Amnestic]

This is not an important question. The important question is: Was it the egg or the chicken who crossed the road first?

The egg, for the egg was in an egg and spoon race, in which the chicken was participating. The egg won by a spoon's length.

It won by a spoon's length... that sounds like something a certain person would say.. but who? Oh wait, I remember


*imagesnip*

I have no idea who that is. Your witty cultural reference is lost on me.

 

[Manji187]

Who's Carl Max?

My answer:

*Splat!* It didn't.

Points for the guy who gets the reference. Or girl.

 

[Adanos]

Question:Why did the Chicken Croos the Road

He didn't.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Xbox 360 Elite's were on sale at the local Play and Trade.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Because chickens have become the master species and as such the roads now belong to them.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

it's not the chicked that crossed the road, it's the road that passed under the chicken..

 

[Scary_Bob]

to get to the other side?

BLASPHEMY!

OP: because the soviet state provided him with excellent roads.

In Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken.

Sorry I had to

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

 

[Idlemessiah]

Thinking outside the box here:

Why did the DINOSAUR cross the road?
Cause chickens hadn't been invented yet ^_^

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Because he was a REBEL

 

[LeonLethality]

he was running from his certain demise (by me)

 

[Ithos]

to choke the smurf on the other side, to see what colour it turned...

 

[GrinningManiac]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why do you want to know why it's crossing the road?

Why can't you leave it be? What gives you the right to question the actions of others around you?

Are you a stalker?

*calls 999*

 

[Mr. Purple]

He was trying to get to the release of new moon! :O

XD Actually, I hope not. I'm not a fan, but you know its probably true.

 

[Elburzito]

Because the voices inside his head told him to.
They tricked him. He walked on a violent Anti-Chicken gang's turf and they killed him.

 

[technophebe]

I'm sure I heard a chicken/road joke to which the punchline was "Because my cock was stuck in it" - Anyone remember the joke?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Who's to say the chicken did indeed cross the road? Is it not possible...nay, probable, that the chicken itself is entirely stationary, and the road passes beneath it?

I must say, that some how makes sense.

 

[Elburzito]

I'm sure I heard a chicken/road joke to which the punchline was "Because my cock was stuck in it" - Anyone remember the joke?

I do!

 

[neoontime]

ti ti ti to have sex with the pi pigeon
(southpark reference)

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

PETA : WHY CAN'T THE ROAD BE REMOVED TO HELP THE CHICKEN?

Root: For some fowl purpose
or for some poultry reason
or someone was egging him on

Labour: We support the chickens right to cross the road and feel no-one should be asking these questions at this time, mainly due to the previous Governments interference with freedom.
Conservative: We also support the chickens right to cross the road but he should not be allowed to get across without paying taxes. The tax loss was mainly due to the previous Governments interference.
Liberal: We believe that it is every chickens right to cross the road and it is not for us, or the current Government to question why.

PC Brigade: More importantly, why isn't there a special chicken crossing put up in case chickens do want to cross the road.

The Escapist : "Why all the hate on chickens?" or "Ask a Chicken..."

 

[neoontime]

A drunk driver ran it over and stopped on the other side of the road to see what he hit