Why did the chicken cross the road.(give your own answers)

[imp_spittle]

To die in the name of science.

Second answer: The chicken is in a quantum state of both crossing and not crossing; our observation changes the eventual outcome of the situation. The question being, if left unobserved, would the chicken ever move from its place?

 

[Kollega]

Because the chicken was on fire, about to explode, and ran towards gunner-bot. It just happened that robot was on the other side of the road. Cookie for those who get the reference.

For those who get the reference and hate me for my rampant fanboyism - go on, sue me.

 

[Cherry Cola]

This is not an important question. The important question is: Was it the egg or the chicken who crossed the road first?

The egg, for the egg was in an egg and spoon race, in which the chicken was participating. The egg won by a spoon's length.

It won by a spoon's length... that sounds like something a certain person would say.. but who? Oh wait, I remember


*imagesnip*

I have no idea who that is. Your witty cultural reference is lost on me.

Why it is Doctor Insano of course, from TheSpoonyExperiment.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'm sure I heard a chicken/road joke to which the punchline was "Because my cock was stuck in it" - Anyone remember the joke?

Isn't it "Why did the man cross the road?"

"Because his cock was stuck in the chicken"

 

[OtherAlex]

because the road was being a cheeky git and mouthing off.

-Housemate. He crossed the road because that is where his chicken treasure is buried.

 

[Marmalade]

me: because there was pies on the other side.

 

[Trivun]

Socrates:

Mortals cross the road.
Chickens are mortal.

Therefore, chickens cross roads.

And if anybody understands what the hell that is meant to mean and represent, then you either do Mathematical Logic at university or you are a pretty smart and cultured cookie

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Sapphire_Blue]

To get on it's good side.

So that he could double-cross it later.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

The road is a lie

 

[Trivun]

PETA : WHY CAN'T THE ROAD BE REMOVED TO HELP THE CHICKEN?

Root: For some fowl purpose
or for some poultry reason
or someone was egging him on

Labour: We support the chickens right to cross the road and feel no-one should be asking these questions at this time, mainly due to the previous Governments interference with freedom.
Conservative: We also support the chickens right to cross the road but he should not be allowed to get across without paying taxes. The tax loss was mainly due to the previous Governments interference.
Liberal: We believe that it is every chickens right to cross the road and it is not for us, or the current Government to question why.

PC Brigade: More importantly, why isn't there a special chicken crossing put up in case chickens do want to cross the road.

The Escapist : "Why all the hate on chickens?" or "Ask a Chicken..."

UKIP: We believe it is the right of the chicken to cross the road free of European beaurocracy and red tape.

BNP: The chicken isn't pure white, it has a red beak! Kick it! Get it out the country!

The BNP then proceed to kick the chicken across the road, thereby fulfilling it's earlier purpose. The UKIP then complain about the toll booth that the EU have set up in the middle of the road to force chickens to pay for inefficient and greedy French farmers, the Tories force the chicken to pay a Road Crossing Tax for the luxury of crossing the road, the Labour party take the money paid in tax and give it to the Scottish Parliament, and the Liberals just sit on their asses and complain that no-one ever votes for them. They don't give a damn about a random chicken anyway...

(for the record, I'm a Conservative voter...)

 

[Sethzard]

To be part of a joke that everyone has heard enough times by every child at age three that they are sick to death of it.

 

[outcast_within]

black man was too lazy to fill the bucket himself.

or was that too much? you know i don't mean it.

 

[technophebe]

I'm sure I heard a chicken/road joke to which the punchline was "Because my cock was stuck in it" - Anyone remember the joke?

Isn't it "Why did the man cross the road?"

"Because his cock was stuck in the chicken"

Ah thankyou! That's been killing me...

 

[El Poncho]

It didn't exactly cross the road, it just walked where it wanted to go because the chicken knows nothing about road/building/human creations etc

 

[spuddyt]

It did not cross the road, it would be impossible for it to do so as the road and chicken do not exist, they are merely the demented imaginations of the entity whose dream this world is.

 

[Hazy]

The Escapist : "Why all the hate on chickens?" or "Ask a Chicken..."

So accurate that it hurts.
Heh... Oww.

OT: The chicked crossed the road because Samurai Champloo is coming to Blu Ray, and it wanted to snag a copy from the local Best Buy?
[sub]Speakin' of which...[/sub]

 

[Helimocopter]

cause the chicken is an inconsiderate douche who want to hold up traffic and brag to his friends about how he "TOTALLY CROSSED THE ROAD ONE DAY GUYS!"