Why did this happen to me

[artanis_neravar]

I haven't had sex in almost a year, I think people will agree that my life sucks

Please. I got you beat hands down... (probably poor choice of wording there...)
I suffer from sex headaches. Basically when I blow my load I get like the mother fucker of all migraines.
I get them maybe twice a month.
Good news? If I am about to get one I usually get a warning. About 5 seconds before I am about to cum I get a thin tendril of pure ice cold agony creep up the back of my head. So if I stop within that 5 seconds I do not get the headache... I am just left with mega blue balls. If not, I can expect to be doubled over with pain for at least 5 minutes.
And apparently it gets more common as you get older...

So yeah. I win this thread and every other thread of this type for all time!

FML!

Interesting, I saw this on "Strange Sex" the guy got himself castrated because it was so bad

 

[artanis_neravar]

Interesting, I saw this on "Strange Sex" the guy got himself castrated because it was so bad

... *wince*
Fuck that. I just have to remember to take a fistful of pain killers if I notice it or refrain from any sexual activity for a few days until it disappears.

Yeah I thought it was a little excessive but hey, to each their own I guess

 

[Zeema]

I haven't had sex in almost a year, I think people will agree that my life sucks

I haven't had sex for 21 years.

ive never had sex

/won

 

[artanis_neravar]

I haven't had sex in almost a year, I think people will agree that my life sucks

I haven't had sex for 21 years.

ive never had sex

/won

For the third time, it is worse once you have started having sex, and then been forced to stop

 

[SilentCom]

I haven't had sex in almost a year, I think people will agree that my life sucks

I haven't had sex for 21 years.

It's different once you've had sex and then stopped

Good point. I guess that's why I've never started in the first place =P

 

[Sudenak]

Hell, iunno. Most of my old friends from high school killed themselves or died in car crashes, I nearly died from poisoning a few years back, and I have chronic kidney stones which brings about near constant pain that not even Vicodin can stop. Top that with ultra-conservative parents who rage at me for being a bisexual atheist and you pretty much cover the list of unhappy.

So yeah, my life sucks. Just because people suffer worse elsewhere doesn't mean that my life is nothing but gumdrops and rainbows. There's degrees of suckage, and I suppose I'm closer to the "life's great" line than the "what did I do to deserve such suffering" one.