Why did you kill the above avatar?

[UltraDeth]

He had contracted Tuurngait.

 

[MelvinPotter]

Because his name sounds worst.

 

[Barbas]

They were involved in the smuggling of alien artefacts.

 

[UltraDeth]

Played a prank on everyone in the halls using Bazookoid heat-seekers.

 

[Barbas]

I can't have my favorite business partner misspelling "artifacts".

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=artefacts&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=YM7EV-O9DfTG8AfQkIHgBg

OT: Unlicensed archaeology.

 

[UltraDeth]

He found my killswitch.

 

[UltraDeth]

He violated Space Corps Directive 8722/J. "Flatulence is not a socially acceptable means of communication, unless dealing with a 'Class G' species".

I mean, 8722/K, "Breaking the light barrier without warning or proper procedure can lead to destruction of vessel and death of personnel".

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

he pissed off my pet dragon.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was insulting Augs, the filthy luddite.

 

[UltraDeth]

He spat on my autographed copy of My Incredible Career by A.J. Rimmer.

 

[Barbas]

He tried to get a Russian version of World of Warcraft on Steam.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was insulting my intelligence with made-up Latin.

 

[Barbas]

It was a religious war.

 

[UltraDeth]

He spilt Chicken Vindaloo on the console.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He put spaghetti in the VCR!