Why did you kill the above avatar?

[Barbas]

He tried to tear up my patio.

 

[UltraDeth]

He smelt of Brazil.

 

[Barbas]

He was bashing the bishop.

 

[UltraDeth]

For using bogan talk over the P.A.

 

[Barbas]

For trying to finance another Happy Gilmore film.

 

[UltraDeth]

For piddling on the side of the pyramids.

 

[Barbas]

For trying to erect another stone circle.

 

[UltraDeth]

He would've commanded and conquered all my units had I not stopped him.

 

[Barbas]

He tried to hand the series over to EA.

 

[UltraDeth]

He wanted to be a busta.

 

[Barbas]

You know, contracts and the sort.

 

[UltraDeth]

We were playing Poker and he had six aces!

 

[Barbas]

He was flatulent.

 

[UltraDeth]

He played one of the worst 16-bit renditions I ever heard.

 

[Barbas]

He tried to chiptune my ringtone.

 

[UltraDeth]

For practicing CQC on the mailman.

 

[Barbas]

For breaking bread with the vampire clans.

 

[UltraDeth]

I was worried his Soof Efrikan accent would offend the blek people.

 

[Barbas]

Ohhhhh gods...

 

[UltraDeth]

I wanted to go back and get those collectables.