RvLeshrac said:Here are, collected, almost literally, all of the reasons that have ever existed, and will ever exist, for pirating software.
I've hidden some explanations for these behind Spoiler tags. Read them, or not, but especially the one about <a href=http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20070411/barton_11.shtml>Pool of Radiance 2.
In no particular order.
1. I only need to use it once.
Once, before Corel had a CorelDraw trial, I needed to open a Corel vector drawing. To view a CorelDraw vector drawing, you need CorelDraw. CorelDraw is not cheap. I elected to pirate a copy of CorelDraw temporarily, rather than spend several hundred dollars on software I had no intention of ever using again.
This was YEARS ago, and I have not used CorelDraw since.
2. I can't mail a (cheque/floppy disk) to $FOREIGN_COUNTRY !
3. I keep entering the copy protection code, but the game won't take it!
You ever try to read a water-damaged copy protection page? Ever tried to read a water-damaged copy protection page that required coloured glasses/film?
And don't even get me started on the ones that used those litmus-pens and "invisible ink." They fade away after about a year, and can't be brought back.
4. My (floppy drive/ODD) won't read the (Everlock/Neverlok/Prolok/SecuROM/Safedisc/etc) (key disk/files/sectors/etc.).
5. My dongle is broken, and the company (is out of business/wants $X,000 to replace it).
6. My dongle requires a (SCSI/Serial/Parallel) port, and my new system doesn't have one of the right (type/capabilities)!
7. The software works in (Win95/98/NT/2k/XP/Vista/7), but (Win95/98/NT/2k/XP/Vista/7) won't see the (dongle/specialised hardware)!
8. The software works in (NT/2k/XP/Vista/7), but the licensing application won't (install/run).
This has happened to me with some Point-of-Sale software. The software licensing only installed a as a service on WinNT. Needed to migrate the software to a new machine, and not only did the company want $5k to migrate the license; they wanted another $20k for a newer version of the software. Instead, I found a crack for the old licensing service. The software itself ran perfectly fine on 2k Server.
It also happened to me for a few versions of zMUD, until a Vista-compatible version of the licensing tool was released. The fact that I couldn't use zMUD for about 6 months was the determining factor in my not purchasing cMUD. Way to lose a customer, Zugg.
9. I don't have (any/enough) money.
Yeah, this one is crap.
10. Every other game I buy is crap, and I can't spend $(30/40/50/60) on EVERY game. I can't return them!
This is the one where people who don't know any better whine "But there are demos!"
News flash, kiddies: Demos don't exist for EVERY game. They also may not tell you ANYTHING about the actual game (See: Brütal Legend)
There was one a magical time when Gamestop would accept returns. Then someone, likely someone who complains about piracy, decided to sue them because they happened to get an opened game. Now, literally no one accepts returns on opened software. And the publisher *WILL NOT* give you a refund. I tried for AGES to get a refund on a copy of <a href= http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20070411/barton_11.shtml>Pool of Radiance 2. I didn't play an Ubisoft game for 4 years after that. Because of <a href= http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20070411/barton_11.shtml>Pool of Radiance 2.
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You should click on <a href= http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20070411/barton_11.shtml>Pool of Radiance 2, if you haven't. I'm really trying to get you to read <a href= http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20070411/barton_11.shtml>Pool of Radiance 2 here.
Oh, and <a href= http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20070411/barton_11.shtml>Pool of Radiance 2? It deleted my entire %SystemRoot%, leading to the next one...
11. I lost the installation media. (Alternate form: The dis(c/k) is damaged.)
Yeah, when you don't have a copy of your OS disc and you need to get those files back before you reboot, see how self-righteous YOU get about piracy.*
*It isn't legal to distribute copies of the Windows files, though it is legal to distribute copies of the media.
12. The company doesn't exist any more!
13. There's no place to buy software in my city!/The one place to buy software in my city doesn't carry the software!
Made a lot more sense 20-25 years ago, but this house is made primarily of cards.
14. I need a backup copy of my (disc/disk/cart/etc).
15. Because I can.
This is the one that makes more sense than any of the others combined. This is also the one that no one seems to have the proper understanding or reverence for. I would explain this, but I'm instead going to tell you that you need to go read "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feinman." I promise you that it will both be worth your time AND explain everything.
16. I bought <a href=http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20070411/barton_11.shtml>Pool of Radiance 2.
By the way, I also bought Daikatana. This gives me the moral high-ground against the gaming industry even if I eat kittens.
By the way, there are a lot of people who go on and on and on and on and on and on about how "information wants to be free." This is complete crap and, when you call them on it, they will fall back on one of the above. No one really believes that "information should be free" - they simply believe a subsection of #15: "any information that I don't currently have should be free, if I can find a way to get it."
Most of your problems (obviously not the software ones or the <a href=http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20070411/barton_11.shtml>Pool of Radiance 2 problem) would be fixed by using Steam