Why do they call it American Football?

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e2density

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Because Handegg sounds absolutely retarded.

Why do they call Rugby what it is? I see a lack of rugs or bees involved in the gameplay.
Same with Water Polo...they don't wear polos in the water.
And Bowling, seriously, wheres the bowls? I expected it to be a wonderful sport about throwing nice dinnerware down a greased surface.
 

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Mello Yello said:
Either way, I still prefer baseball. Let me know when you Europeans come up with some of that, then we can get together and have a more appropriately-named World Series.
We already have it; it's called Rounders and it's played by 12-year-old girls when their school runs out of things for them to do.

Seriously.
 

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The game originated as Football, as in European Association Football played over here. However, over the years, influences from rugby, and a bit of stuff we just pulled out of our asses got mixed in. By this point, it bears almost no resemblance to the original sport, but it is still called Football.

Its sort of like how we still call the language I'm speaking in English even thought its 20% Latin, 20% French (which is in itself mostly Latin), and approximately .01% original English (which looks like this [http://ang.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C4%93o%C6%BFulf])
 

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I mean seriously how can you call a sport Football if you only use your feet in a desperate situation and 90% of the time it is either thrown or passed along.
I agree completely. Honestly, I think it's cause America has 'special moments' at times. If I could go back in time and fix some things, 'American Football' would be on that list.
 

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Tharwen said:
Mello Yello said:
Either way, I still prefer baseball. Let me know when you Europeans come up with some of that, then we can get together and have a more appropriately-named World Series.
We already have it; it's called Rounders and it's played by 12-year-old girls when their school runs out of things for them to do.

Seriously.
In that case give your 12-year-olds some steroids and send them over here for a game XD. Cricket aside, I'd like to see more countries seriously getting into the sport.
 

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Or another reason why it is called football, from wikipedia again:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugby_football

"Rugby football is a style of football that originated from Rugby School in the United Kingdom. It is seen most prominently in two current sports, rugby league and rugby union, and has influenced the development of others such as American football, Canadian football and Australian rules football."

America isn't special, we follow a number of the other British satellite countries calling our rubgy football derived sport football.
 

Candrian

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I'd always wondered why American Football is more popular than Rugby in the US, until I realised that both Baseball and 'Footbarll' are seem to have been designed with commercial breaks in mind.
Play stops or pauses continuously throughout a game, usually just for long enough for another multi-million dollar commercial to play.
 

RandallJohn

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From what I understand, the game got its name from "Rugby Football." It's derived from rugby, so it kept the moniker.

Also, Football/soccer > Rugby > American football.
 

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Cat of Doom said:
They dont call hockey "puck stick" or tennis racket ball.
Nor do they call Hockey ''Racket Ball'' or do they call Tennis '' Stick Puck''

And I think that is the point the OP is trying to make ;)
 

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My understanding is they call it 'American' Football because they're pansies. Why are they pansies? To quote Giles; "I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby."

More seriously, as many people have pointed out, it is a game played with a (non-conventional) ball on foot.

Just as a disclaimer, I don't really have any problems with American Football, though a friend of mine has pointed out that it's much better and fast paced if you only watch the highlight reels.
 

Therumancer

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trooper6 said:
Ran.Dom said:
Because americans have to do everything differently. Especially when it makes no sense and pisses everyone else off.
Its just part of their culture.
You know, Australians do things differently and no one throws venom at them like they do at Americans. Australians have Australian rules football that doesn't look like soccer. Canadians, too.

Everybody does there own thing. No need to stress about it. England uses stones to measure people's weight, and have a measurement for men's shoes that no one else uses either. I don't insult them about it.

It just is what it is. There are historical and cultural reasons and that is what makes the world and interesting place. If we were all the same it would get boring.

And lastly, to be honest, the US doesn't think enough about the rest of the world to base its decisions on what would upset everyone else. One of the side-effects of being separated from everybody else by two oceans and being provincial is that we don't tend to do things to upset Europeans, we don't tend to think about Europeans much at all (except when we want to go on and on about how exciting the royals are). I don't think it is a good thing we are so provincial (especially paired with the huge impact with have on the rest of the world), but we honestly don't do things just because we want to upset other people or because we feel we have to everything differently. We really aren't that spiteful of a country. On the downside, we also tend to charge into places in order to "help" without a lot of cultural sensitivity or knowledge of what those other places have going on.

Think of us as a good-natured, very creative, but really self-centered teenager (as teenagers tend to be), who is a super beefy football/rugby player and is prone to knocking things over because he or she doesn't pay as much attention as he or she should. But when European countries were 250 years old, they weren't all that different.

Well, more accuratly we're the most thoughtful and well meaning nation to ever exist. I realize picking on the US (even for Americans) is a big deal, but the bottom line is that we pay attention to the rest of the world far too much, and set our policies based on the whining of other nations. One of the reasons why I'm such a militant is that I think we should be considerably more assertive of our own interests.

The entire "football" thing is simply something to make fun of/tease the US. A lot of it comes down to the simple fact that proper Football requires a lot of expensive gear, most nations simply can't afford to play to the point of it becoming competitive with every school having their teams and so on. In comparison soccor, is a game that just requires a ball and a space to play since you can use just about anything to designate a goal. As a result you have a lot more countries that do soccor since pretty much any country no matter how poor can be involved. I think pushing the term "football" has become a lot more popular in recent years because it's one of the few things people can try and make a joke out of. Especially seeing as it seems that the NFL has a HUGE amount of penetration in the US and that trickles down to the rest of the world through the internet, product promotions, and similar things, and they have a hard time getting excited about a game that they do not play.

Rugby is interesting, but while quite rough, playing without the pads limits it somewhat as in Football all the gear allows players to do things that they couldn't otherwise.

It's really kind of pointless to argue about since there is no real "answer" anyone would accept, since the whole point is to pick on the US.
 

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well i don't know who the hell's great idea it was to call american football 'football', however i do know why america calls soccer/football 'soccer'. back i think in the 1950s or so, when soccer first came to america, everyone, even in Europe, called it soccer just as much as they called it football, and when the sport was brought to america, the term soccer just stuck more than the term football.

so the next time you feel like being a prick about how americans call it soccer, just remember that everyone called it both soccer and football before it came to america.
 

kouriichi

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Ah!
Im glad you asked.
See, "Football" was invented by the vikings as a game to play while invading a small village.
They would hack the foot off the nearest man, and proceed to chase down his family while carrying the severed foot.

The game was played by these rules.
1: severed foot must be atleast 6 inches in length.
2: It must be rough, to allow greater grip.
3: To score a point, you must place the leg between 2 of the family members of the severed foot.
4: If someone else has a foot, you are allowed to remove the foot from theyer possession, by means of tackle.

After later refining of the rules, small groups were formed to represent theyer favorite warrior or leader. After they came to america to help fight off the Nazi-Zombie-Aliens, we Americans adopted it as our nation sport, and made it more TV friendly by:

1: Replacing severed foot with half a pig.
2: Removing screaming family members from the field.
3: Put warriors in padding to prevent constant death.

Hope this clears everything up :)
 

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Probably because American football is an offshoot of "proper" football. We just never bothered to change it.
 

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Because rather than change what we use (Old English units of measurement, for example) or what we call something (football, for example) to be more logically compatible with the rest of the world, us Americans like using systems that only we use and terms that A) don't make any sense, and B) are already used for different sports by the rest of mankind.

Because we're awesome that way (sarcasm).
 

ServebotFrank

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Because we Americans have never made sense and the sooner you realize that the happier you'll be. Coincidently how come hockey is called hockey when by your logic it should be "thing hit with pointed sticks on ice puck".
 

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Xpwn3ntial said:
voetballeeuw said:
I agree 100%. I never understood why it's called football.
Because every game starts with a kickoff. That may not be the real reason why, but it works for my purposes.
Because it's the only part you can bear to watch? Badum-tish.
 

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it's called football because when it was invented, it was called "rugby football" and proper football was call "soccer football." somehow, the americans got to calling them "football" and "soccer," while the rest of the world got to calling them "rugby" and "football," respectively.