Why do Women steal their Boyfriend's T-shirts?

[Mikkaddo]

It's simple my friend. Our girlfriends always, ALWAYS look better in our clothes than we do. It's inexplicable but they do. That my friend, is just a fact of life I've come to terms with.

 

[poet_lawreate]

I like stealing his shirts to wear because they're big and comfy and they smell of him.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Because he stole my goddamn bra, that's why. If he's wearing one of mine, I'm wearing one of his.

... So wait, that's what women like in men?
[small]Is that how I get a girlfriend?[/small]

Spoiler: Stuph SimuLord said

Spoiler: Big. Wooden. Bat

big wooden bat.

Spoiler: Big.

wooden.

Spoiler: Wooden.

bat.

Wait, so is that how I get a girlfriend?

OT: I don't know, they like the smell of men?

No, it's what some men do when first confronted with women's underwear.

But I'd guess it's a Freudian thing. The shirt smells like comfort. Stability. Familiarity.

So that won't get me a girlfriend?

What if I go (NSFW Clerks 2 reference) ass to mouth? [http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=tO6q7EiNPaA&feature=related]

I respect your religious beliefs regarding ass to mouth, but I believe that only works if there's douching involved?

But in any case, I believe if you are firm in your convictions of ass to mouth, you will meet a girl who shares the same beliefs as you do, and it will be one entertaining wedding.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Because he stole my goddamn bra, that's why. If he's wearing one of mine, I'm wearing one of his.

... So wait, that's what women like in men?
[small]Is that how I get a girlfriend?[/small]

Spoiler: Stuph SimuLord said

Spoiler: Big. Wooden. Bat

big wooden bat.

Spoiler: Big.

wooden.

Spoiler: Wooden.

bat.

Wait, so is that how I get a girlfriend?

OT: I don't know, they like the smell of men?

No, it's what some men do when first confronted with women's underwear.

But I'd guess it's a Freudian thing. The shirt smells like comfort. Stability. Familiarity.

So that won't get me a girlfriend?

What if I go (NSFW Clerks 2 reference) ass to mouth? [http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=tO6q7EiNPaA&feature=related]

I respect your religious beliefs regarding ass to mouth, but I believe that only works if there's douching involved?

But in any case, I believe if you are firm in your convictions of ass to mouth, you will meet a girl who shares the same beliefs as you do, and it will be one entertaining wedding.

Will Jay and Silent Bob be there? If so, is Jay going to be performing his "Goodbye Horses" dance?

Either a horse, or some form of donkey show.

 

[Amberella]

I love his scent. <3 And once the scent is gone, I have to have another shirt with his scent on it....and so on. xD I also have some of his boxers. :3 Wear them to bed.

Tom <333

 

[lee1287]

well, i steal there underwear. So why not?

 

[Free Thinker]

Because I lace my clothing with a nicotine/pheromone aerosol.

 

[superbatranger]

Because they're kleptomaniacs? I don't know.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Because he stole my goddamn bra, that's why. If he's wearing one of mine, I'm wearing one of his.

... So wait, that's what women like in men?
[small]Is that how I get a girlfriend?[/small]

Spoiler: Stuph SimuLord said

Spoiler: Big. Wooden. Bat

big wooden bat.

Spoiler: Big.

wooden.

Spoiler: Wooden.

bat.

Wait, so is that how I get a girlfriend?

OT: I don't know, they like the smell of men?

No, it's what some men do when first confronted with women's underwear.

But I'd guess it's a Freudian thing. The shirt smells like comfort. Stability. Familiarity.

So that won't get me a girlfriend?

What if I go (NSFW Clerks 2 reference) ass to mouth? [http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=tO6q7EiNPaA&feature=related]

I respect your religious beliefs regarding ass to mouth, but I believe that only works if there's douching involved?

But in any case, I believe if you are firm in your convictions of ass to mouth, you will meet a girl who shares the same beliefs as you do, and it will be one entertaining wedding.

Will Jay and Silent Bob be there? If so, is Jay going to be performing his "Goodbye Horses" dance?

Either a horse, or some form of donkey show.

I like you. Let's stop derailing, but expect a friend request from me.

Ah, but we are not derailing, for you see we have come full circle! From talk of donkeys to forging friendships...from ass to mouth.

 

[KosherGreenBean]

It's a comfort thing. I'm wearing my boyfriend's shirts as we speak. It's quite comfy ^_^