Why do Women steal their Boyfriend's T-shirts?

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

better question, why do women steal your hoodies??

I see no appeal in hoodies. The hood part might as well be cosmetic, because I refuse to put it up if I have one on. I prefer my fabricy jacket (yes, I don't understand fashion). Hopefully I can replace this with coattails, as that suits my lordly persona.

This is my life's ambition:

Spoiler: Add a monocle to that regalia.

 

[Swifteye]

Cause they are comfier. Comfyier?

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

better question, why do women steal your hoodies??

I see no appeal in hoodies. The hood part might as well be cosmetic, because I refuse to put it up if I have one on. I prefer my fabricy jacket (yes, I don't understand fashion). Hopefully I can replace this with coattails, as that suits my lordly persona.

This is my life's ambition:

Spoiler: Add a monocle to that regalia.

aw yes, what ever happened to the good ol' days...

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

the only reason i broke up with her is because i literaly walked in on her fucking another guy, and she thinks im a dick?

Yeah, you were supposed to offer them tea and biscuits.


THEN POISON THE TEA...

I'll remember that next time

When FIRE is too much of a collateral damage concern and BRUTAL BLUDGEONING is just far too much effort then POISON is the answer.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

No girlfriend has ever tried to steal my footwear, though. I guess that's an advantage of having big feet. It's one of the reasons my socks have remained safe, too (except from my mum's dog when she visits)... that and most people are afraid to even touch my socks.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

My girlfriend actually bought me a T-shirt. A Rammstein one. Aside from the black suit my parents bought me, this is one of the coolest clothing-presents ever. She then slept in it for the last two nights she was with me. So I had something to curl up over and smell her in for a few days and try not to kill myself because it felt like my heart just sank into my stomach and was tearing out the bottom of it....


Uh, yes. Luckily, I'm going to see her soon! And she's moving in with me in September...

Never be alone again....

 

[Kevlar Eater]

My answer: Because they (usually) look sexier in them than we (men) do.

Luckily for me, no woman would wanna wear my clothing. I hardly wash my laundry.

 

[Veleste]

They do it to feel close to you even when you're not around. I like wearing his large shirts as I feel tiny in them and that makes him feel even bigger and manlier. It's like having a hug from him when he's not there. The hoodie thing is that well, they're comfy and warm but women generally can't get away with wearing a mans hoodie without the viable explanation that 'it's my boyfriend's, not mine' They also smell like him

 

[WorldCritic]

I guess they really love you.

 

[The Brocken]

I don't really mind when my girlfriend does it, but I do force a caveat or two on her: for every shirt that disappears, she has to do a sex thing (nothing gross,) and for every shirt worn in public, she has to wear my other clothes out in public (i.e pants, boxers, etc). For future reference, she's 5'8 and about 125, and I'm 6'4, 250, and two feet wide at the shoulders. Well, 22 inches.

 

[Smagmuck_]

My girlfriend steals all of my pajama pants

I had an Ex who did that. Anyway, it's becuase of the scent you leave on them...

 

[Outright Villainy]

I like it when my girlfriend wears it as an impromptu nightie or whatever. I think it's kinda hot. No outright stealing or anything though, thankfully.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Never be alone again....

Touch wood damnit, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TOUCH WOOD!

 

[Little Duck]

This just further proves my theory. Men like pretty, shiny attracitve things, like women and women like dirty, smelly, shouty things. Like men. Men are more sophisticated than women.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Never had anyone steal my T-shirts, although lack of a girlfriend probably helps that. I let girls wear my sweatshirt occasionally but I always make sure to get it back.

 

[Mcface]

4-6XXL? holy shit.

and anyway, i dunno. Me and my girlfriend like the same music. Since most of my shirts are band shirts...

 

[OmegaXzors]

The only thing my girlfriend steals from me is my time and personal space. My belongings are still mine.

I've only had one ex-girlfriend who has stolen a hoodie of mine. That's it.

 

[TankCopter]

Simple: Man shirts are much more comfortable than lady shirts.