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Andalusa

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Feb 25, 2008
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MaxTheReaper said:
Awwwhhh...
WAIT, SHE IS TRYING TO DISTRACT ME.
No! Bad! *whaps with newspaper*

...This is the weirdest conversation I've ever had in public.

"Another one" what? Another mindslave?
Owwie.
Yes another mind slave to the cuteness of kittens.


Yegargeburble said:
Ula said:
Yegargeburble said:
Dammit! I never say anything like this, nor think anything like this, but looking at those kittens made me utter "Awwww...."
There's another one.
Gah! I swear, when I take over the world, phase one of my plan will be to have kittens in every city so everyone is saying "Awww!" while I swiftly take over all important structures.
Kittens: great distractions and mind control devices.
 

Andalusa

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Neonbob

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MaxTheReaper said:
Neonbob said:
Because it's fun and bantering with Max keeps me on my toes.
Until I cut them off.
You've never tried balancing with no toes? It's quite envigorating. And it makes catching those damn beggars so much more rewarding after a long run.
 

iJosh

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I has someplace to waste time. Most of the time at work I have absolutely nothing to do and I still get paid to be there.
 

Neonbob

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MaxTheReaper said:
Ula said:
*mumbles to self*

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Neonbob said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Neonbob said:
Because it's fun and bantering with Max keeps me on my toes.
Until I cut them off.
You've never tried balancing with no toes? It's quite envigorating. And it makes catching those damn beggars so much more rewarding after a long run.
...Touche. I'm too tired to respond.
YOU WIN...
FOR NOW.
Yaaay for sleep deprivation!
Must...destroy...kitten...I'ma gettin' the lawnmower!
 

Andalusa

Mad Cat Lady
Feb 25, 2008
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MaxTheReaper said:
Ula said:
*mumbles to self*

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Neonbob said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Neonbob said:
Because it's fun and bantering with Max keeps me on my toes.
Until I cut them off.
You've never tried balancing with no toes? It's quite envigorating. And it makes catching those damn beggars so much more rewarding after a long run.
...Touche. I'm too tired to respond.
YOU WIN...
FOR NOW.
Yay for kittens.
Neonbob said:
Yaaay for sleep deprivation!
Must...destroy...kitten...I'ma gettin' the lawnmower!
Don't even think about it.
 

Pumpkin_Eater

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I kind of felt like having an avatar again. The Escapist has a decent community and the mods aren't Gestapoesque like the last couple of places I've registered at (Mirrormoon I'm looking at you).
 

Andalusa

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Neonbob said:
Ula said:
Neonbob said:
Yaaay for sleep deprivation!
Must...destroy...kitten...I'ma gettin' the lawnmower!
Don't even think about it.
Awww...fine...I'll find some other, more hated animal...any suggestions?
Looks at Neon's avatar...

Whales?
A bit too bit for lawnmowers, but I'm sure you could work something out.
 

Neonbob

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Ula said:
Neonbob said:
Ula said:
Neonbob said:
Yaaay for sleep deprivation!
Must...destroy...kitten...I'ma gettin' the lawnmower!
Don't even think about it.
Awww...fine...I'll find some other, more hated animal...any suggestions?
Looks at Neon's avatar...

Whales?
A bit too bit for lawnmowers, but I'm sure you could work something out.
I...I think I love you...not in the butt-buddy way, but in the guy who just gave another guy a reason to live kinda way.