It seems that you are under the impression that "enjoying" the game that you have bought is part of playing, no no no, this ideal is no longer in chic. You see, you cannot play the game you like the way in which you enjoy playing, no only noobs do that. Instead what you need to do is obey arbitrary rules for the challenge. You see, that is what is important. We all know by now games are not meant to be enjoyed, because only the inexperienced (and thus inferior) of players believe this, and as it is important for all to know, that only experienced players are qualified tell you how to play a game.
On another note, a couple new rules have been instilled for your gaming experience, these include only playing after 48 hours of sleep deprivation, removing your right eye (Why rely on your depth perception?), No touching the controller, the development of Psychic Powers, and playing elusively with the video game console off.