Out of those applications which have become popular, many of them, inexplicably, are games. Some people seem to think that this represents a new competitor into the handheld market, but I'd like to ask them something: Are they actually aware of the history of a) Apple and computer gaming and b) the mobile phone in the context of handheld games?
To the first part, I start with three words: Apple-Bandai Pippin. This machine, based around a Macintosh computer, was one of the biggest flops in gaming history. In an era where the Sony PlayStation sold in excess of 100 million, the Pippin sold just 42,000. Even the Atari Jaguar and Amiga CD32 sold more than that! Even putting that aside, the last time that Macintosh computers had a significant exclusive title, it was called Marathon, and that developer was bought up by Microsoft. So answer this: Why are we giving Apple the benefit of the doubt in the computer gaming industry?
I told you I'd get back to this. Two "fails" in two paragraphs.
As for the second part, we have to look at another major flop in the games market, this time introduced by the biggest mobile phone company in the world. Enter the Nokia N-Gage, an ergonomic disaster which proved exactly why mobile phones and gaming weren't meant to mix.
Putting these two things aside, the focus on games from the iPhone platform is still perplexing. Conventional logic would suggest that the iPhone and iPod Touch are unsuitable for any sort of moderately complex games, for a simple reason. The iPhone has just about the worst ergonomic design of any modern gaming platform, because against all common sense, nobody bothered to put any proper buttons onto the phone.
At this point, I'd like to have a look at one of the games in particular on the iPhone, one that's maintained a lot of popularity over its lifetime. This game would be Doom, the famous title by id Software. Now, I find myself quite experienced with the game, having played it on several operating systems and platforms. While I mightn't be a "speedrun Nightmare" player, I'm certainly familiarised with Ultra-Violence difficulty at least.
I've tried playing Doom on a platform with a touchscreen before, using my Palm T|X to play the game. The experience is simply horrible, and not just because the resistive touchscreen isn't particularly responsive. It's because the touchscreen buttons lack tactile feel, and they're ergonomically badly placed. The T|X has a considerable advantage over the iPhone, though - at least it has a directional pad and a set of proper buttons on it.
Things get a lot worse when you try to translate that to the iPhone. On-screen buttons are loathsome for gaming in any circumstance, and when you have to use them to control the entire game, it soon becomes apparent that the hardware developers haven't had any experience in computer gaming themselves. I can only imagine how much worse it would be for even more complex games, and it's an utter case of design failure.
For this reason, many of the more popular games are simplistic and arguably childish in their appeal. Excuse me if I sound elitist, but these games seem more like some 14-year-old's Flash game that they're doing for a weekend programming project, and I largely set aside these games a couple of years ago. I see why a bunch of "casual" gamers might want these sorts of simplistic games, but once again, I ask, if it's the applications you're after, why not just buy an iPod Touch? The hardware is essentially the same, except that you're not trying to rely on this device as your phone, so you don't have as many issues with the battery life, and the poor quality of the OS doesn't matter as much because the iPod isn't competing in a market with multitasking OSes with more sophistication and extra in-built features. As for me, I'll stick with my Nintendo DS, with Super Mario 64 DS and Chrono Trigger.
This is a useful gaming system.