Why dont people work harder to have MOAR sex in their lives?

[brodie21]

because the world is grossly overpopulated

 

[Christopher Roberts]

Sexytimes can be a huge motivational factor for a lot of people to be more productive citizens than they normally would be.

Not for me, I get quite sleepy afterwards.

 

[Ldude893]

Because we're not all hookers and prostitutes craving for intercourse. the world's crowded enough.

 

[dalek sec]

I need a job first, pretty sure any decent women like to have their mates or atleast someone for a one night stand to have some kind of job/not looking sleazy. It's just my personal belief so please don't kill me over it! D:

 

[white_salad]

Haha yeah man I've got to agree, I'm genuinely a nicer person if I've had a good shag recently.

Masturbation works just as well though... basically orgasms are good for the soul!

There should be a statue devoted to that line. Like two naked people with " Orgasms are good for the soul" etched into a plaque on it.

 

[Magic Cheese]

I'd like more sex, but I'd want it with a partner who meant something to me.

Meaningless sex just feels weird to me.

I know what you mean. I'm kind of in a weird place right now in my life; I'm in kind of a casual relationship, and while I like the girl and love the sex, I still want more of a meaningful relationship. Oh, well...

 

[samaugsch]

I just assumed this was a joke thread.

 

[Stasisesque]

I suggest everyone disagreeing with the OP goes and gets themselves laid.

 

[The Stonker]

"Everything in moderation" ~Socrates

People who quote other people are silly people.

Well, no, because you always have your true friend! Who will never leave you!
The hand.

 

[PureChaos]

because nobody wants to have sex with me

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

HOLY THREAD RESURRECTION BATMAN
Well, I suppose it's better than a repeat. Whatever.

Anyone who has been paying attention knows this one. Come on, everyone together now.
Give me an A! Give me an S! Give me an -exual!

Though I don't doubt that it is some sort of fucking godsend for people who like it. Like it makes them better people, all fucking magnanimous after a bit of salacious groping and grinding. Total asshole to fucking saint, no pun intended.
I mean, jesus, the way people clamour for it is absurd. It MUST make you better in every way for that kind of ridiculous craving.

 

[Nimcha]

HOLY THREAD RESURRECTION BATMAN
Well, I suppose it's better than a repeat. Whatever.

Anyone who has been paying attention knows this one. Come on, everyone together now.
Give me an A! Give me an S! Give me an -exual!

Though I don't doubt that it is some sort of fucking godsend for people who like it. Like it makes them better people, all fucking magnanimous after a bit of salacious groping and grinding. Total asshole to fucking saint, no pun intended.
I mean, jesus, the way people clamour for it is absurd. It MUST make you better in every way for that kind of ridiculous craving.

Nah. It's just lots of fun! :3

 

[Uncreation]

Sex is not some kind of panacea. I doubt the world would be a better place if people had more sex. On the other hand, i don't advocate people having any less of it, so i'm kinda meh about the whole thing.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I think everyone's trying as hard as they can, they're just not succeeding. Hey, sex is great, and it's an important part of a healthy relationship. Fuck away!

I shall go with this for my first response!

And..

Because it's easier to masturbate.

..Quiet, depressing voice of current realistic truth in my head! >.<

 

[lacktheknack]

Because it's easy enough as it is?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Though I don't doubt that it is some sort of fucking godsend for people who like it. Like it makes them better people, all fucking magnanimous after a bit of salacious groping and grinding. Total asshole to fucking saint, no pun intended.
I mean, jesus, the way people clamour for it is absurd. It MUST make you better in every way for that kind of ridiculous craving.

Nah. It's just lots of fun! :3

Beg pardon, then, while I go play on a slide.
Then I'm going to go out of my way to find some slides to slide down on. Start to get twitchy if I don't get my sliding fix. If other people aren't sliding I suppose I should probably look down on them and mock them like it matters.

This is what sex seems like to me. Trivial and stupid.
All this insistence that it is just "fun" only enforces that. Honestly, I prefer the idea of deep emotional bullshit.
At least then I don't get it because I'm an asshole.

 

[katsumoto03]

Meh, do not want. Sex is completely pointless for me. I hate kids so that rules out procreation and frankly, I'm just not interested. Call me crazy.