Fidelias said:
I have one thing I really, REALLY hated about Dragon Age 2 that I haven't seen anyone else talk about.
The hype about the Champion of Kirkwall.
[..] don't compare the wimp from Kirkwall to my dragon-slaying, ale-swigging, duel-wielding she-Elf from Origins, please.
So i figure this is Dragon Age 3, in a nutshell.
You start off in a 7 minute interactive cutscene that reminisces with 3 people drinking and playing poker, while cheating in the hanged man, 7 minutes later, you are introduced as the Guy who cleans the Hanged Man Inn, after those 3 people are forcibly ejected by whomever survived Dragon Age 2 from the preloaded savegame, or just Varric and Isabella if you didn't load a save from the 2nd or 1st game.
Your destiny is awoken as you are then picked out by the grand cleric Elthina moments before dying horribly, to save the secret chantry manuscript of a second maker, but something goes wrong and you then become cursed with her dying breath to protect the living remains of andraste, now haunting your soul, who in turn now gives you some eldrich demon spawn ability to handle lyrium enhanced dual-wielding grenade launching crossbows, prayer empowered melee gauntlets, and a wrist mounted lyrium codpiece you can now use to lockpick doors and navigate dimensional portals (in one of the least disturbing minigames ever imagined with a codpiece)
all of which you'll need to fight the new cybernetic darkspawn abominations of the reawakened tevinter empire, who are coming from beyond the distant future, where you'll be time travelling from and to the distant past of ferelden, thedas and if you buy the DLC, kirkwall, where cyborg darkspawn wiped out all records of their existence.
to defeat this new enemy, you'll need to collect magical lyrium enhanced heat sink clips from the demonspawn you kill, and for every end boss you kill, will unlock bonus abilities in the DA3 multiplayer.
you'll also have to specialise in a tech tree that only resembles ME3, but the names and titles will change to suit this new enemy that assumes direct control over existing darkspawn, in what promises to be even more epic and world-ending than the last game.
So, you along with 4 trusty companions,
merrill's second cousin's sister who is a former keeper, (who you'll be reminded of in every cutscene, doesn't wear clothing, but is modelled from a 16 (27 year old) year old actress on some MTV show)
Sandal "Enchantment" 's son, Roger Feddic, (voiced by zachary levi now that he hasn't got a job)
a mabari/quinari werewolf that's haunted by the spirit of Vengeance, (who is also gay, but not that it matters)
and the third cousin of the hero of ferelden and Loghain ,(whom is also gay, but female) who is also a secret princess of their royal family, who you find curating leliana's shoe collection in the game.
Along with 4 other DLC optional companions who slightly resemble their DAO counterparts,
Shale, gets a makeover and now goes by Shelley (also optional DLC romance option),
Loghain is now a dragon demonspawn, who you can optionally use as a vehicle mount for the entire party,
Zhevran is still around, but now wears sunglasses, talks in an affected stilted manner and looks slightly reptilian, in homage to no particular bioware character,
Wynne is back, with her lightsaber from the first game as an optional magic using healer whom you find at the chantry (who is also a love interest if you're female)
all purely optional DLC characters.
(All DLC characters will also have a DLC clothing pack to change up companion casual clothing options)
all 9 of you are on a quest to discover a reasonable excuse to explore ferelden again, you set out to deliver the secret manuscript, while bringing about the 7th age of reason, release a mad god, and expand the depth of what people will accept as optional DLC and not being arguably overpowered at any point.
when you add in the value of using all those existing areas from DA:O, along with preorder DLC caches of weapons that you'll find useless within 2 hours or beyond level 10, another DLC pack containing the entire DA2 storyline, for which, if you can complete it in less than 4 hours, you get the achievement, and a third DLC package featuring mabari skins and a storyline that lets you opt out of gay romance options and live a purely chaste life in the 12 hours total gameplay experience.
Expected RRP is $49.95, CE will be $89.95, and a total of $160 for the DLC options not found in the CE, as the DDXL for $299.95, only if you preorder between 9-11 months in advance from Origin exclusively.
For release, December 2012