Why is America so awesome?

[TerraMGP]

*Snort* Egotistical claptrap. Australia is a far superior country to america

I actually registered an account on the escapist to respond to this (I normally just lurk and read over the conversations that frequent the forums) *snip*

I don't think I've managed to enrage someone enough to join just to counter me before heh. Still, despite all your well thought out reasons, I'll still call australia the better country.

Here's a couple of quick reasons (I have stuff to do today, sorry I can't devote more time to this) Oz > USA

1: We have no KKK.

2: Our religious nutcases just spout to their flock, they don't go protesting at the funerals of homosexuals. They mostly get ignored in politics too.

3: Check out of our rates of violent crime. Many of us may not like the fact the government took our guns away some time ago now, but it has been a greater boon than hinderence to the majority of aussies.

4: Almost everyone around the world loves us.

5: Our beaches. 'Nuff said on that one really.

6: Our beer. 'Nuff said there too.

7: Down here, if you're an egotistical moron who think they're top of the world, we'll tear you down several pegs, not put you on a pedestal (celebrity culture being a little different here. Kanye West, for example, couldn't have claimed to be the "voice of this generation" if he'd been an aussie. Not if he wanted to keep his pride anyway).

8: George W Bush would NEVER have gotten the leadership of a major political party. He'd have had extreme difficulties in getting a ministerial position too.

I could probably go on and on and on, but I've gotta scoot, so enjoy. I'm sure there are plenty of aussies here who could flesh this out further, but I imagine that will need a new thread.

You know... Its amazing how much you sound like a 'Stereotypical American' right now with the name of the nation shifted. Seriously it is. I mean ignoring for a second that your beer is not Irish and therefore does not matter any more than ours, and frankly saying 'the rest of the world loves you' is delusional since most people just don't care.

I might give you violent crime, but overall the funny thing is that the key thing that you seem to get on America about is the overall attitude of Americans. That seems to be the key gripe of most of the people here who bash the US and its rather amusing that while doing it you act the same way.

My nation has flaws, I will admit that, but I really think that perhaps you should look at your own behavior before mocking that of others, especially when trying to make one nation into some scapegoat to let you ignore all the other problems in the world.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

How are we not awesome? We're the land of opporunity, home of the free and the brave...as well as the realm of corrupt government, greed, and murder. America is neither superior nor inferior to any other given nation and to say otherwise, in my humble opinion, is prejudice.

 

[monostable]

where did you get that cheeseburger from?

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

where did you get that cheeseburger from?

Hmm? Are you talking to me? That's a pumpkin, not a cheeseburger.

 

[monostable]

*Snort* Egotistical claptrap. Australia is a far superior country to america

I actually registered an account on the escapist to respond to this (I normally just lurk and read over the conversations that frequent the forums) *snip*

I don't think I've managed to enrage someone enough to join just to counter me before heh. Still, despite all your well thought out reasons, I'll still call australia the better country.

Here's a couple of quick reasons (I have stuff to do today, sorry I can't devote more time to this) Oz > USA

1: We have no KKK.

2: Our religious nutcases just spout to their flock, they don't go protesting at the funerals of homosexuals. They mostly get ignored in politics too.

3: Check out of our rates of violent crime. Many of us may not like the fact the government took our guns away some time ago now, but it has been a greater boon than hinderence to the majority of aussies.

4: Almost everyone around the world loves us.

5: Our beaches. 'Nuff said on that one really.

6: Our beer. 'Nuff said there too.

7: Down here, if you're an egotistical moron who think they're top of the world, we'll tear you down several pegs, not put you on a pedestal (celebrity culture being a little different here. Kanye West, for example, couldn't have claimed to be the "voice of this generation" if he'd been an aussie. Not if he wanted to keep his pride anyway).

8: George W Bush would NEVER have gotten the leadership of a major political party. He'd have had extreme difficulties in getting a ministerial position too.

I could probably go on and on and on, but I've gotta scoot, so enjoy. I'm sure there are plenty of aussies here who could flesh this out further, but I imagine that will need a new thread.

every nation in the world loves you? I know one nation that your nation hates without reason, except maybe because we've beaten you in most of the rugby world cups. Especially because you are descended from us! show some gratitude.

 

[monostable]

Nah it was another guy but i pressed reply instead of quote so no one knows what i'm on about

 

[monostable]

american civil war? war of independence

 

[darrinwright]

Because WE ARE!!

USA! USA! USA!

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I don't think America is amazing because I don't like how they treat the British.
I went on American Playstation servers on my PS3 for Call of Duty 4 and in every game, everyone was saying things like, "Say hi to the queen for me," or "Isn't it time you went off and had you afternoon tea."
This really annoys me of how big headed some Americans are, and I was really tempted to say "Aren't you meant to be in Mcdonalds super-sizing yourself?" But everyone there was American so that wouldn't have been a smart move.
But I did it anyway. They got REALLY annoyed so I went away laughing.

But when Americans get funny, that's when it is funny, because half the time their Egos get smashed and it is funny.

(Sorry to all American users who were offended. Call me Prejudice if you must).

 

[rattling_bean]

Don't kid yourselves. Britain had to fight off Nazi Germany in the Battle of Britain on our damn own. (A little help from a few foreign pilots). America was happy to see us under a Swastika. It was only after Pearl Harbour that they felt it necessary to take the war to Europe, when they could gain influence over the severely weakened countries there. So NO, America has not lovingly leapt into the fray whenever there is trouble and don't even try to suggest that they have.
*Edit, sorry this was a reply to ZorroFonzarelli's "America is the World's Guardian Angel and would take a bullet for any of her beloved fellow countries" rant.

Well, what about all the shit we sent you? The military equipment? The destroyers? (Sure, we got island bases, but we gave you 50 freaking destroyers!)Furthermore, the British and French did much more to further the cause of Germany's expansionism than the U.S. did (good old Mr. Appeasement Chamberlain) and the U.S. certainly did not want to see the rise of Nazism (or can you provide me proof?)

And to "take advantage of weakened countries." How so? Our war foundries gave equipment to everyone, we banded with the British and helped get back France, we helped beat back the Nazis, then waited and let Russia have the honor of taking Berlin. Europe belongs to you guys, we didn't take any colonies from it (well, we got parts of Berlin, but it was given back) and we helped rebuild everything. How did we take advantage of you guys?

However, we did go drunk with power after WW2 and started attacking everything that moved. I'll give you that.

First off, Appeasement was not intended to start World War II, in fact completely the opposite - to avoid conflict. It was a mistake, sure, infact, kind of like the US's isolationism!
Secondly, the Battle of Britain was an aerial conflict and I don't see many flying destroyers, so the destyroyers that your country oh so generously "donated" (or TRADED) did squat to help against the Nazi's.
And military equiptment? The spitfire's and hurricanes we used are ALL Britain, baby.
And yes you did take advantage of Europe! Hence why you still have military bases in many of our countries (fair enough we are allies) and ended up at loggerheads with Russia (who won the race to Berlin fair and square - you didn't "wait for them" - you didn't want to get in their way and were worried after Market Garden)

Oh and remember the Falkland's war? We received no help from you then either. So, no you don't jump into world conflicts and rescue everyone and I just wanted to make that point clear.

 

[Harry Bosch]

The UK is the place to be. For a small place we more than hold our own on the international stage. The USA?s achievements are almost shameful when compared to what smaller countries achieved with tiny populations and less resources. America is shockingly incompetent and has achieved little when you compare to smaller countries who achieved many thing with less while Americas greatest accomplishment is possibly MacDonalds

Best country is easily Great Britain, the clue is in the name.

 

[darrinwright]

America is awesome. I absolutely love my country. Look at all we've accomplished. Sure, we have problems but so does everybody else.

Thank you for my new desktop wallpaper.

 

[Duskwaith]

America is awesome. I absolutely love my country. Look at all we've accomplished. Sure, we have problems but so does everybody else.

There is truth is all of that!

YAY! lets do what american advertiseing always does. Paper over the bad bits of everything.

If i break my leg in America i have to pay alot of money to get it fixed and if im poor then im screwed.

Break my leg in any other modern country, my taxes will cover it and get better health care all round.

And the fact that all those things have caused such divides between rich and poor.

Yeah go America...

btw all them universitys are SO good the average american cant afford to go to them so thats kinda pointless if only a slim majority can go to them.

 

[Evilbunny]

America is awesome. I absolutely love my country. Look at all we've accomplished. Sure, we have problems but so does everybody else.

There is truth is all of that!

YAY! lets do what american advertiseing always does. Paper over the bad bits of everything.

If i break my leg in America i have to pay alot of money to get it fixed and if im poor then im screwed.

Break my leg in any other modern country, my taxes will cover it and get better health care all round.

And the fact that all those things have caused such divides between rich and poor.

Yeah go America...

btw all them universitys are SO good the average american cant afford to go to them so thats kinda pointless if only a slim majority can go to them.

Well, you've almost got it, but not quite. If you are below the poverty line in the U.S. then you are eligible for medicaid and the government will cover all of your hospital bills. The problem we have is if you make enough to be above the poverty line but don't invest in health insurance either because you don't think you can afford it or just think nothing will happen to you then you're fucked if you do get hurt or sick. It's not actually the poor that are getting shafted, it's the middle class. It's the same thing with the Universities. If you are very poor then you can apply for financial aid and the government will pay most if not all of your tuition. Only if you are middle to upper class will the government not pay for your schooling. So, middle class parents have to pay for their child's tuition and often they cannot afford to send them to the schools on that list. Really, we're not lengthening the gap between rich and poor we're keeping the middle class from becoming rich.

 

[Cheesus333]

America is awesome. I absolutely love my country. Look at all we've accomplished. Sure, we have problems but so does everybody else.

So what you're saying is you've accomplished pornography, patriotic pornography, Hollywood (tm, probably, everything else is) and your universities are better than others? Well, in fairness, you have a lot of people to educate, so you have a lot of universities. You know, that picture shoukd probably display things like the Declaration of Independence, a soldier holding a flag, etc. The Moon landing is alright though.

 

[bazookabob]

I am an American and even I am questioning how my fellow Americans can think that they are better than everyone else.

 

[Cheesus333]

ameriaca
can not speak
say aluminium...

can not speall (lol)
mum, colour

are religious extreamists, and are stupid.
more than 60% of americans believe the earth is less than 5000 years old

have WAY too many guns, WHY?!? why do you need to all be armed?

have ridiculus cars. why a 4x4 in the city?!? and why a "Muscle" car? is it to make up for your small "muscle"?

and all thote giant Nukes, definately phalic. and compansating.

Homophobic. if you like being with a guy, why should it matter to you what de does in bed with other guys?

yeah, i totally believe that the twin towers was NOT an inside job and that the "Patriot" act just happened to be lying around.

Guantunamo bay. an illegal military base, doing illegal things to people, who you arrested illegally. leave Cuba alone, just because they made comunisum work you didn't have to screw up the country.

you are too big. not just fat people, but your contry should be split into 3-4 differnt nations. so should china and russia, australias OK because most of the land is uninhabbitable, and aussies are too lazy to take over the world.

stop bashing the "scientific minority". creationists are stupid. NO ARGUMENT. EVULUTION HAPPENED THE BIBLE IS BULL. and athiests are 25% of americas population, so the nex time someones wants them to lose all rights as a citizen (like Bush Sr), go die.

you are a horrible nation that needs to look at what it is doing to the world. you are not the world police.

and you KNEW about Pearl harbour before it happened, stop your lies and brain washing. making little kids pleadge alliegence is EVIL. it is something Hitler would have done.

no do what you people always do. dont address the issues, just bomb me with flame and make fun of my spelling like you always do. why dont you accuse me of being unreasonable, nothing like americas war with Vietnam, or the war of terror, or your whole Frickin sex obsessed society.

what is with you people and sex? its always about getting "down and dirty" or "Hot and sweaty". rarely is it about closeness and love. or affection, trust, careing. personally, i like the adds for "i want to be an engineer, sex can wait", but people need more sexual education other than "dont do it" and "how to do it". how about "when to do it" and "why to do it"?

but why do you hake such disgusting sex scenes, and SO MUCH porn?

Congratulations. You've successfully alienated everyone.

 

[Evilbunny]

So what you're saying is you've accomplished pornography, patriotic pornography, Hollywood (tm, probably, everything else is) and your universities are better than others? Well, in fairness, you have a lot of people to educate, so you have a lot of universities. You know, that picture shoukd probably display things like the Declaration of Independence, a soldier holding a flag, etc. The Moon landing is alright though.

That is true we have a large population that needs educating, but China, the country everybody is worried about taking over the world, has almost no Universities worth attending and their population is vastly higher than our own. The day American kids start going to China for their education is the day I worry about us losing our status as a superpower.

Also, I agree the picture is probably missing some things. The declaration would've been nice, and I'd also throw in a picture of Santa Claus, seeing as he is a creation of the Coca-cola company, which is American. That's right, we invented Santa Claus. Top that.

 

[Cheesus333]

So what you're saying is you've accomplished pornography, patriotic pornography, Hollywood (tm, probably, everything else is) and your universities are better than others? Well, in fairness, you have a lot of people to educate, so you have a lot of universities. You know, that picture shoukd probably display things like the Declaration of Independence, a soldier holding a flag, etc. The Moon landing is alright though.

That is true we have a large population that needs educating, but China, the country everybody is worried about taking over the world, has almost no Universities worth attending and their population is vastly higher than our own. The day American kids start going to China for their education is the day I worry about us losing our status as a superpower.

Also, I agree the picture is probably missing some things. The declaration would've been nice, and I'd also throw in a picture of Santa Claus, seeing as he is a creation of the Coca-cola company, which is American. That's right, we invented Santa Claus. Top that.

You might've invented Santa Claus, but we made bread!

Well, not originally, but we made proper bread that you can eat without shitting out your kidneys ^_^

...I like bread...

 

[1337mokro]

America is awesome because everyone hates them and everyone always hates the awesome country.

Look at Holland we can do anything we like and have laws that make absolutelly no sense and the country runs great even with legal drugs.

S the whole jealous bunch a.k.a everyone calls us clog wearing tulip eating cheese heads. Jealousy is the same as envy and as jealousy is the root of hatred Americans are the second most awesome people, next to the Israelites.