Why is America so awesome?

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BlueMage

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JOE COOL said:
The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.

Plus the fact that, well I dunno....... EVERYONE COMES HERE!

I guess its mainly the american dream for the most part.
Practically everyone carries a gun - how on Earth is that safe?
 

Moloch-De

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Evilbunny said:
America is awesome. I absolutely love my country. Look at all we've accomplished. Sure, we have problems but so does everybody else.
Wow realy difficult NOT to start flaming right now...*tryes realy hard to be factual*

It is an easy circle that is working behind the america is awsome thought:
When someone from the Usa does something pretty nice (flying to the moon) he waves his flag all over the place while every American is hapy about it and constantly tries to tell everyone else how awsome they are.
Contrast: When most other Persons do something great they will be modest about it and thank the people who helped them. They do't smear patriotism all over the thing they acomplished and their nation doesn't act like there is a new national hollyday just because somebody did somethng great.

And now the mathematical aproche: the number of awsome things/people dividet by the number of us-citicens the rusulting number would realy suck...One a large scale in all those us-citicens there have to be some clever guys when you belive in darvinism ;)

Sidenote: i failed in not-flaming, moral victory for you guys...
 

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Evilbunny said:
Duskwaith said:
axia777 said:
Evilbunny said:
America is awesome. I absolutely love my country. Look at all we've accomplished. Sure, we have problems but so does everybody else.
There is truth is all of that! :)
YAY! lets do what american advertiseing always does. Paper over the bad bits of everything.

If i break my leg in America i have to pay alot of money to get it fixed and if im poor then im screwed.

Break my leg in any other modern country, my taxes will cover it and get better health care all round.

And the fact that all those things have caused such divides between rich and poor.

Yeah go America...

btw all them universitys are SO good the average american cant afford to go to them so thats kinda pointless if only a slim majority can go to them.
Well, you've almost got it, but not quite. If you are below the poverty line in the U.S. then you are eligible for medicaid and the government will cover all of your hospital bills. The problem we have is if you make enough to be above the poverty line but don't invest in health insurance either because you don't think you can afford it or just think nothing will happen to you then you're fucked if you do get hurt or sick. It's not actually the poor that are getting shafted, it's the middle class. It's the same thing with the Universities. If you are very poor then you can apply for financial aid and the government will pay most if not all of your tuition. Only if you are middle to upper class will the government not pay for your schooling. So, middle class parents have to pay for their child's tuition and often they cannot afford to send them to the schools on that list. Really, we're not lengthening the gap between rich and poor we're keeping the middle class from becoming rich.
What about those people on the bread line? which is a substantial number.

Too poor to get health insurance and the uni funds but at the same time too rich for them? flawed system.

Thank god for Obama
 

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Duskwaith said:
What about those people on the bread line? which is a substantial number.

Too poor to get health insurance and the uni funds but at the same time too rich for them? flawed system.

Thank god for Obama
Oh I'm not saying it isn't flawed, just that it's not screwing the poor, rather the middle class. And yes, it seems president Obama will most likely do something about this.
 

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PatientGrasshopper said:
sheic99 said:
PatientGrasshopper said:
Why should someone give up their hard earned money unless they choose to on their own free will?
Because Laissez Faire does not work.

I can provide plenty of support for that if you want.
Yes I would like to see your evidence.
I was being extremely lazy getting back to you about this. I already had this conversation with somebody else before you asked for evidence, so I'll give you the lazy answer. Third world countries and Industrilization. To answer you question more properly, because it is better to give money to Johnny Shithead who is to lazy to work that to not give any money to single parents who work two jobs to pay their rent and feed their children.
 

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Why? Because we are pompous, arrogant, dicks. And we're proud of it. Say what you want about Team America (the movie) but that dick's, p$#%%y, and asshole speech is so true its funny.
 

matrix3509

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Oh yes thank GOD for Obama with his trillion dollar "economic stimulus" plan. "Where will Obama get this money?" I ask sarcastically. Obama replies enthusiastically, "Why I will get my magic money makers at the Fed to print up my trillion dollars for me."

"Um don't you think all that fiot money would create hella inflation?"

"Uhhh...well I... WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU ANYWAY?"

If anyone here thought Bush was a big spender, just wait till Obama takes office. You don't yet know the true meaning of debt.
 

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Moloch-De said:
Evilbunny said:
America is awesome. I absolutely love my country. Look at all we've accomplished. Sure, we have problems but so does everybody else.
Wow realy difficult NOT to start flaming right now...*tryes realy hard to be factual*

It is an easy circle that is working behind the america is awsome thought:
When someone from the Usa does something pretty nice (flying to the moon) he waves his flag all over the place while every American is hapy about it and constantly tries to tell everyone else how awsome they are.
Contrast: When most other Persons do something great they will be modest about it and thank the people who helped them. They do't smear patriotism all over the thing they acomplished and their nation doesn't act like there is a new national hollyday just because somebody did somethng great.

And now the mathematical aproche: the number of awsome things/people dividet by the number of us-citicens the rusulting number would realy suck...One a large scale in all those us-citicens there have to be some clever guys when you belive in darvinism ;)

Sidenote: i failed in not-flaming, moral victory for you guys...
Wow, way to base your entire opinion of America off of what you see in the Olympics. I bet you haven't met a single real American before have you? Else you wouldn't be talking out of your ass.
 

Steven Kyzburg

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If that speech is what you base your breakdown of humanity on then you're associating with the wrong people. The existence of freedom fighters through history at least proves that humanity has some deceny.

I'd like you to put Nelson Mandela in any of those catagories
 

Daezd

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Guys, I was watching the "America, F$#% Yeah!" video on the front page and guess what happened?



Computer died. Just up and died, no warning at all. Just a "pewwww...chick" and it's off.


Lol.
 

NDBurke

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axia777 said:
Evilbunny said:
America is awesome. I absolutely love my country. Look at all we've accomplished. Sure, we have problems but so does everybody else.
There is truth is all of that! :)
This poster is biased and inaccurate.
http://ed.sjtu.edu.cn/rank/2005/ARWU2005_Top100.htm

As you'll see in the link, the University of Cambridge is ranked at #2. Oxford at #10.

Oh wait, here's another one.
http://www.topuniversities.com/worlduniversityrankings/results/2006/top_200_universities/

This one places Cambridge and Oxford at #2 and 3. University of London is at #9.

And another one.
http://i.cs.hku.hk/~tse/topten.html

And speaking of the Mars rover. Anyone remember why the first Mars Rover didn't make it on Mars?

Because one of the countries working on the project was using the imperial system.
 

NDBurke

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Moon landing: The Russians were in space long before you.
Fighter Jet: The rest of the world has them too.
Tiger Woods: Who the shit cares about golf.
Bell: originally a Canadian company
Two athletes in the top right: Ok, you have us there. America is pretty Hax at sports.
Landing at Normandy: You weren't the only country, nor was that the only battle. The USSR was the one who REALLY won the war.
Coca Cola: Why are you proud of such a shitty drink? You now that stuff will eat through something if you leave it there too long, right?
Google: is fucking awesome, I'll give you kudos there.
Hollywood: Produces a lot of shit movies these days.
The attractive woman on the right: Granted, she's hot. But again, not only in America.
 

Hunde Des Krieg

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Well we have a relatively high standard of living, most of us have more money than a poor ethiopian will ever see, most of us have cars and homes, and access to higher learning(universities and such) and we have enough food to feed the whole earth... twice. We also have a democracy that allows everyone to vote when they come of age. But we also are arrogant, a lot of us are dumb, we have run away corporate greed, and a lot of obesity.
 

Chickenlittle

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Parts of America are awesome, but then again, a lot of parts aren't.

Despite the fact that Americans seem to have a lot of nice things, and decent living conditions, they don't have any motivation to support their government much.
 

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I don't know what describes the american people more than these 2 things that you can buy.

1. Inflatable Grills. Yes, now you can use a completely operational grill from the comfort of your own pool!
2.The Dominoes Oreo Pizza.

My meaning: We may not need it, We may not particularly want it, it my be bad for us, but if you can fool us into wanting it, we want it!
 

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not sure i like the US much, probably because of the whole they need to learn the seperation of church and state they themselves est up

but i like their cheap liquor :p
 

Hunde Des Krieg

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NDBurke said:
Moon landing: The Russians were in space long before you.
Fighter Jet: The rest of the world has them too.
Tiger Woods: Who the shit cares about golf.
Bell: originally a Canadian company
Two athletes in the top right: Ok, you have us there. America is pretty Hax at sports.
Landing at Normandy: You weren't the only country, nor was that the only battle. The USSR was the one who REALLY won the war.
Coca Cola: Why are you proud of such a shitty drink? You now that stuff will eat through something if you leave it there too long, right?
Google: is fucking awesome, I'll give you kudos there.
Hollywood: Produces a lot of shit movies these days.
The attractive woman on the right: Granted, she's hot. But again, not only in America.
Moon Landing: we landed a man on the fucking moon. Who cares if the USSR was in space a few years earlier.
Fighter Jet: we have the best
Tiger Woods: I agree
Bell: Always American
Two Athletes: I agree but don't care
Landing at Normandy: True, but the USSR isn't responsible for winning WWII, without America's vast industrial power backing the allied military efforts the war would have lasted much, much longer. We were also fighting the Japanese simultaneously
Coca Cola: tastes pretty good IMO, but yeah it will melt through shit
Google: I guess it is pretty good but it's just a search engine.
Hollywood: Not anything to brag about anyway IMO
The Attractive woman: It's not like there aren't attractive women elsewhere, true.
 

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rattling_bean said:
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Don't kid yourselves. Britain had to fight off Nazi Germany in the Battle of Britain on our damn own. (A little help from a few foreign pilots). America was happy to see us under a Swastika. It was only after Pearl Harbour that they felt it necessary to take the war to Europe, when they could gain influence over the severely weakened countries there. So NO, America has not lovingly leapt into the fray whenever there is trouble and don't even try to suggest that they have.
*Edit, sorry this was a reply to ZorroFonzarelli's "America is the World's Guardian Angel and would take a bullet for any of her beloved fellow countries" rant.
Well, what about all the shit we sent you? The military equipment? The destroyers? (Sure, we got island bases, but we gave you 50 freaking destroyers!)Furthermore, the British and French did much more to further the cause of Germany's expansionism than the U.S. did (good old Mr. Appeasement Chamberlain) and the U.S. certainly did not want to see the rise of Nazism (or can you provide me proof?)

And to "take advantage of weakened countries." How so? Our war foundries gave equipment to everyone, we banded with the British and helped get back France, we helped beat back the Nazis, then waited and let Russia have the honor of taking Berlin. Europe belongs to you guys, we didn't take any colonies from it (well, we got parts of Berlin, but it was given back) and we helped rebuild everything. How did we take advantage of you guys?

However, we did go drunk with power after WW2 and started attacking everything that moved. I'll give you that.
First off, Appeasement was not intended to start World War II, in fact completely the opposite - to avoid conflict. It was a mistake, sure, infact, kind of like the US's isolationism!
Secondly, the Battle of Britain was an aerial conflict and I don't see many flying destroyers, so the destyroyers that your country oh so generously "donated" (or TRADED) did squat to help against the Nazi's.
And military equiptment? The spitfire's and hurricanes we used are ALL Britain, baby.
And yes you did take advantage of Europe! Hence why you still have military bases in many of our countries (fair enough we are allies) and ended up at loggerheads with Russia (who won the race to Berlin fair and square - you didn't "wait for them" - you didn't want to get in their way and were worried after Market Garden)

Oh and remember the Falkland's war? We received no help from you then either. So, no you don't jump into world conflicts and rescue everyone and I just wanted to make that point clear.
I never said we did, or do. We mostly exacerbate things. I'm just saying that World War 2 couldn't have been won without American help. And while we didn't supply your airplanes (which, I would like to add, were awesome), we did supply rifles, ammunition, metal, and food. Tons of food. And I did think that I did mention that we did indeed TRADE (I mentioned the Island bases) for the destroyers.

And it was decided beforehand that Russia was going to invade Berlin, at the Yalta conference (I think). And, as I said before, the Pacific Front was mainly handled by the Americans. We also provided General Patton for the African Front, who was two parts awesome, three parts crazy, and four parts win.

And I know that Appeasement was intended to avert WW2. However, it was SO much stupider than isolationism (and you have to remember that most Americans had bad memories of WW1). And Hitler himself admitted in the middle of World War 2 that if the French or British had counterattacked when he was invading one of the first counties he invaded (forgot which one) he would "returned with our tails between our legs".
 

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Just a spontaneous/unrelated statement, could you Yanks (I suppose using a semi-derogatory national nickname wasn't the best idea, but I'll stick with it :D) stop referring to us as "Brits" and start calling us "English, Scottish, Welsh" or "Northern Irish" unless you are referring to something that is British, and not specific to a particular country, or you don't know which country something/someone is from. Cheers :D