why is pink feminine?

[Dango]

I guess because girls like it, although I quite like it, too.

 

[Hurray Forums]

Sometimes I wonder if there's like this shadowy society high council that makes up all these stupid cultural rules that make no sense.

John: Hey Bob, some jerk in a pink shirt cut me off in traffic today, what should we do?
Bob: Henceforth pink shirts shall be "totally gay bro" and he will be ridiculed until he is forced to change his wardrobe.
John: *evil finger pyramid of doom* Excellent.

 

[no oneder]

Because society says it is... go society > >

I feel the exact same way. We should start a band.

 

[Kialee]

Pink is a feminine color because a girl's vagina looks like a pink love-heart when you part the lips. Sheesh, don't you guys know anything ? It's all about sex.

By contrast, blue is a male color because if you beat their testicles enough, they'll turn blue.
Brilliant!