Why is sex so important?

[Player 2]

It has nothing to do with reproduction. The Stork sends worthy parents babies.

No he doesn't. Babies get found in cabbage patches, dressed in adorable costumes.

I appear to have been living a goddamn lie.

Yes, you clearly need education about where babies really come from.

When a man and a woman decide to have a baby, they go out to the cabbage fields and pick one out of the many plants growing on the ground. [pictured below; babycabbage field]

When they get the baby home they yank the baby out of the cabbage. The baby will now be dressed in some sort ridiculous costume, the costume varies from baby to baby (accessories sold separately) , the parents will then proceed to take blackmail photographs for future use in the babies life [pictured below; you].

The parents then take the baby out of the costume and pretend the whole thing never happened.

And that NuclearJonJon is where babies come from.

 

[NuclearJonJon]

It has nothing to do with reproduction. The Stork sends worthy parents babies.

No he doesn't. Babies get found in cabbage patches, dressed in adorable costumes.

I appear to have been living a goddamn lie.

Yes, you clearly need education about where babies really come from.

When a man and a woman decide to have a baby, they go out to the cabbage fields and pick one out of the many plants growing on the ground. [pictured below; babycabbage field]

When they get the baby home they yank the baby out of the cabbage. The baby will now be dressed in some sort ridiculous costume, the costume varies from baby to baby (accessories sold separately) , the parents will then proceed to take blackmail photographs for future use in the babies life [pictured below; you].

The parents then take the baby out of the costume and pretend the whole thing never happened.

And that NuclearJonJon is where babies come from.

I love you. This quote will make MORE people see this. See the truth.

 

[thepj]

let's help the growing human population. get yourself neutered.

fuck that get yourself some guns and join me in the genocidal killing spree i'm planin. first we hit bejing and the major chinese cities with lots of people, then we get to india and attack the slums, africa next and then madrid, leon, paris, milan, venice, hamburg, berlin, copenhagen, oslo, prauge, mosco, st.petersberg, dublin, edinburgh, glasgow, liverpool, birmingham, machester and london. once that's over we can plan for north and south america. staring with washington dc...

can... can i get the rocket launcher?

sorry mate but my friend dave allready called the rocket laucher, you can take the armour peicing rifle and the triple barreled shotgun, just rembember to biring some kind of blunt instrument for when it's skullfuck time