Why me?

[theloneassassin]

Ever have those mythical "Why me" moments. I seem to have a lot of them. Here are some of mine:
Go to school, search pocket for key and there is no key. Hope all day that someone is home, get home no one is home and I had to wait until someone got back.
Try to save my friend from the biggest mistake in his life, get punched in chest (He got his girlfriend pregnant)
Spend hours trying to fix my internet, call company(Cox) to have them fix it, notice during attempts to fix that I have somehow connected to another network I made a long time ago. Disconnect and Internet works. Feels good man
Playing Call of duty Black ops ( i know horrible game) on my new controller and for some reason I can't run and every time i try to shoot a grenade is thrown. Spend around 3 hours trying to fix it and I figure out my controller is no good.
I know this is like FML but I like to hear these from people more like me If you got any post them!

 

[Katana314]

Yesterday I was hurt in 3 different ways. I cut myself shaving, tripped on some concrete stairs while carrying two items, and scraped my knee, and then stubbed my toe somewhere.

Thankfully, physical damage is temporary, and relatively easy to put up with compared to most things in life.

 

[Radeonx]

I was shot in the kneecap during a store robbery.
That is the most obvious one I can think of, at the moment.

 

[ultrachicken]

With the exception of the example you gave involving pregnancy, those are all extremely trivial problems.

I don't have any of those moments, because I don't really have awful situations occur in my life.

 

[theloneassassin]

I was shot in the kneecap during a store robbery.
That is the most obvious one I can think of, at the moment.

In what way did you get shot? Like a "Kneecapper" sort of thing that disables your knee forever?

 

[Radeonx]

I was shot in the kneecap during a store robbery.
That is the most obvious one I can think of, at the moment.

In what way did you get shot? Like a "Kneecapper" sort of thing that disables your knee forever?

After a lot of surgery, tons of money, and tons of physical therapy I can walk/jog fine.
I lost essentially all of my jumping ability (Which sucks because I play basketball) and my knee craps out with pain if I keep up any semblance of a decent run.

 

[Woodsey]

Whenever and wherever I walk, the wind is always blowing in my direction. I once turned right around and it fucking continued blowing in my face!

 

[-Drifter-]

Every have those mythical "Why me" moments.

Nope. Bad things happen to people all the time, so why not me?

 

[Ladette]

Well i'm considered to be the insane black sheep of the family.
95% of my co-workers are lazy fucks.
My boss is a lazy fuck and a complete pussy who won't do anything about the other lazy fucks at my job.
I can't take a day off because the guy who fills in for me fucks everything off and makes my job 10 times harder when I get back.
The wind blows pretty much every day where I live and not only ruins my hair, it gives me awful headaches.
I also just realized i'm out swiss roles.

If I wasn't so laid back i'd probably go on a work place shooting spree.

 

[sam13lfc]

Whenever and wherever I walk, the wind is always blowing in my direction. I once turned right around and it fucking continued blowing in my face!

I get this, and I also get the opposite for the sun: whichever direction I'm facing as I walk to places, the sun's got the back of my head. Result: paler than a ghost XD

 

[Pegghead]

I live close to Sydney and my high-school is located in North Sydney about a kilometre from the only bridge from the more populated coastal north into the city (The Harbour Bridge).

On Friday you may or may not have heard that some bloke climbed on top of the harbour bridge in protest to a custody dispute, because of this the most prominent way into the city for most commuters was SHUT DOWN for hours.

Needless to say I had my mid-yearly math test at 9:00 as well as a PE assignment to hand in before school because the exam went for two hours and cancelled out the period of PE, so as soon as I noticed that my bus was stuck in traffic a pretty far way from school with less than 10 minutes until school started at 8:30 I said "Fuck it" and just got off, bags and all, and marched my way to school.

And on my way I saw the bus break out of traffic and speed ahead past me, meaning that for the length of that weight-bearing walk I could endlessly wonder why I got off the bus and decided to walk.

I managed to make it in with one minute to spare, meaning I had no time for a little bit of last-minute revision (but I'd been studying heaps in the weeks leading up to it so that wasn't so bad) and just barely enough time to hand in the assignment.

On the plus-side it turns out that all people doing the exam were given 'til Monday to get PE done (I'm in year 10 and so's my maths class, we just do the maths curriculum a year ahead for some reason) and the exam went far better than I expected it would.

 

[Dogstile]

I've had two ingrown toenails.

On each big toe.

One of them looks like its getting infected. Ugh, the doctor is going to LOVE me.

 

[loc978]

Most recently: I found out that I most likely have a fracture in my lower back from running with a heavy rucksack on active duty... which is why I get occasional pinched nerve feelings throughout my lower body for no apparent reason.
Maybe the VA will actually deign to CT scan me this time, since I went and paid for an x-ray on my own.
I don't think they'll ever believe me about the ringing in my ears, though.

 

[DaphneRose]

My belief system is karmaic, so my thought process is always like;
"Why me?"
"Because I, in some way, deserve it."
"Oh, well, good. I'm glad that's one punishment out of the way. And I'm more blessed than punished, so yay."

It's kind of nice. It keeps me optimistic.

 

[Marcilla]

When I was studying animal care I was the one in my class that always got kicked in the privates by a goat or some other animal.

Comming home from school one day I had to avoid a speeding car, drove trough a patch of mud that had spilled onto the road, slipped with my scooter and crashed horribly, ofcourse six cars passed me before one driver stopped and bothered to check if I was ok.

Every single time someone at work isn't paying attention when moving something i'm the one who gets hurt(Broom handle to the head for example).

Being the black sheep of the family despite being one of the few that hasn't done something illegal or down right despicable.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Once upon a time I was hungry, there was nothing to eat so I had to go with a sandwich composed of mostly peanut butter. After I chowed the piece of garbage down, my mom notices and points out to me that I actually ate a piece of garbage; Apparently the peanut butter was three years over it's expiration date, and my mom just happened to change the lid with one that wasn't spoiled yet... I spent nearly six hours on the toilet.

 

[Appleshampoo]

I stubbed my toe =/

 

[Forlorn Guardian]

Laptop, PS3 and TV were stolen from my room after someone broke in through the window. I stay in a dorm, and on the THIRD FLOOR at that! Why not one of the ground floor rooms like a sane burglar!?

 

[Katana314]

Whenever and wherever I walk, the wind is always blowing in my direction. I once turned right around and it fucking continued blowing in my face!

Look on the bright side; at least you control the wind.

Woodsey: The Wind Waker