Why North Korea is the Best Country

[PsychicTaco115]

Once you think about it, I would love to live in such a glorious country!

Here are some of the reasons I've come across doing research on such a magnificent place

1: No traffic!

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2: They protect your thoughts from corruption by foreign powers!

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3: They're a proud, patriotic people!

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I'm shocked, SHOCKED that people can attack this country; didn't you see the pictures??

How come everyone seems to pick fun of this industrious, prideful bastion of humanity?

 

[Muspelheim]

North Korea is best Korea. Korea is friendship nation with Glorious Arstotzka. We are of comrades. Worlds apart and yet of so close.

I hear of Korea Space Program. I am glad for friendship people. They can into space.

I hear they do not have potato either. This is surely lie. Is it?

 

[JoJo]

North Korea has most glorious leader:

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All hail comrade Kim Jong Un!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

North Korea is best Korea because of Kim Jong Un.



Why the internet keeps spreading bad rumours, I'll never know.

 

[Nosirrah]

Me was fat. me food taken away for week. me thin. hail north korea, best korea!

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That was the greatest thing ever. hail glorious leader.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Curses

My commitment to post-secondary education delayed me and Daystar beat me out. I am a disappointment to Father.

The very least I can do is help educate the internet.


You can't resist his charisma. All hail the glorious leader!

[sub][sub][sub][sub]Despite the laughing, I do pity the people living there. It's effectively an island nobody visits because of the nukes.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Klumpfot]

North Korea would be a lot more funny if the people starving and being murdered by their government weren't actual people, eh?

 

[lacktheknack]

North Korea would be a lot more funny if the people starving and being murdered by their government weren't actual people, eh?

You know, there's two main ways to cope with atrocity: Be upset at it, or laugh at it. In the aftermath of bloody battles, surviving troops would either be found completely shellshocked and depressed... or joking and laughing with the other wounded members of their platoon.

These two coping mechanisms are equally valuable, equally viable, and equally useful. However, the two should not ever mix. So if you can't laugh at the ridiculousness of atrocity, and find a thread of people who can and do, do us all a favor and don't post. Make a different thread about how awful and depressing it is, if that helps you deal with it better. Trampling all over other people's coping methods? That's low. Don't do it.

 

[Souplex]

I must admit they are quite advanced. They're on the cusp of inventing food. Surely nuclear weapons and spaceships are not far after that?

 

[Teoes]

2: They protect your thoughts from corruption by foreign powers!

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How only 70% people like that song? It is best song!

I know when zombie apocalypse comes, North Korea will transform underground and be best country. No zombies in North Korea. That is why North Korea is best country. South Korea will wonder where we went.

 

[Roofstone]

Ahh, you can imagine my wonder when I heard that I could now eat pizza and drink coke when I am enjoying my North Korean beach vacation house. Seeing as they introduced it just a year back!

I know that it is always some left in the store, cause I am the only one in the country that can afford it! It is such a tourist friendly country!

 

[norashepard]

North Korea is so great that when they caught a bunch of people watching foreign anime shows, they rounded them, brought them to a stadium with a crowd of 10000 random citizens, and executed them! Now THAT'S entertainment. And it was completely free!

 

[Flutterguy]

The one country that is unified and willing to get shit done. Kim needs to step it up a notch and kill us inferior nations. I will accept my eradication arms open wide, it is best for our planet. It is best for peolpe.

 

[Fox12]

North Korea is best Korea! North Korea have best theme park in world, only one tourist shot last year!

 

[Someone Depressing]

Jong always looks so angry all the time. Maybe somebody should give him a hug? (And hope that their innarde are intact?)

 

[Strazdas]

3: They're a proud, patriotic people!

You say that like its a good thing! Obviously you have been brainwashed by foreign powers with the knowledge of internet forums and must be sacrificed to our glorious leader!

 

[Thaluikhain]

Once you think about it, I would love to live in such a glorious country!

Here are some of the reasons I've come across doing research on such a magnificent place

1: No traffic!

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That's a mighty big road for no traffic. If you ever needed to use a road as a makeshift runway...

 

[bart56912]

Well they certainly are the funniest country