Why?

[Ice Car]

No answer because there was no question.

Why my girlfriend not let me wear it?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Because it was too big.

Why can't I remember to write questions?

 

[Ice Car]

Because there are too many ostriches.

Why are there so many ostriches?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because, avatar, change! XD

Why is there no pie left? ^-^

@Ice: I keep forgetting you are you ^-^

 

[Ice Car]

Cirno snuck in at night and froze it.

which ionesers?

 

[pyramid head grape]

That one!

Why do I not get cappys anymore?

 

[Ice Car]

Because osorac are shown.

Why am I so uncreative?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you is lazy!

Why am I so useless! XD

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I swear that there is a very similar derailed thread...

Why have I not posted enough today?

 

[Ice Car]

Because you have posted a lot already.

Who was phone?

 

[pyramid head grape]

I Phone!

Why you break format! >.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because its fun.

Why is the sky broken?

 

[Pyrofirestrike]

Because it became emo and punched itself.

Why am I still awake?

 

[pyramid head grape]

To get more posts, but not doing it right ^-^

Why do I bother?

 

[Pyrofirestrike]

Because you care. Somewhat. Not really.

Why is it not raining here?

 

[i don't know]

Because all your clouds are belong to us.

Why do I have the urge to make an argument?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Trololololol! >:3

Why is this thread not booming?

 

[Spoonius]

Because it doesn't blow.

Why is everything so fucking green?

 

[souper soup guy]

Because the Squid tried to eat me.

Why is there trash wherever i throw trash?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because!

Why have I got so much free time?