Why?

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Because you can't be bothered to tell it got go away!

Why won't starcraft run?

 

[pyramid head grape]

You didn't hit it hard enough!

Why I doesn't? >:3

 

[Spoonius]

Because you don't.



Why don't my undies fit properly?... :\

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you're not wearing any D:

Y U NO DO IT THIS WAY?

 

[i don't know]

Because, because...hm...PONIES!

Why wont anyone make me a sammich?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because I'm not a woman. (Sexism FTW!)

Why aren't you exploding?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Don't feel like it.

Why don't I have a face?

 

[i don't know]

I was hungry because I didn't have a sammich, so I ate your face instead, NOM.

Why are faces so tasty?

 

[Ice Car]

Because YOUR FACE

Why is Touhou music so god damn awesome?

 

[i don't know]

Because I touched it 6_6

Why am I always mistaken for Ganon?

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

It's because of your hideous appearance and tendency to kidnap princesses

Why the hell am I posting in this random-ass thread at near 4am?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because it's that dam good!

Why oh why do I fly so high?

 

[RaNDM G]

LSD will do that to you.

Why is the sky blue during the day and black during the night?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Space sausages!

Why do I not collect £200?

 

[GodofDisaster]

You've just drawn the go to jail card, do not pass go and God help you if you collect £200!

Why I'm I so addicted to Pokemon.

 

[RaNDM G]

Because you didn't use a question mark.

Why does grass grow?

 

[DOOM GUY]

Because the yellow ball in the sky shouts "Come out, grass" and the grass says "okay"

Why are bricks not the breakfast of champions?

 

[Korten12]

Because bricks are for the poor, scrap metal is for champions.

Why are be you?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Thy art me!

Why are you bowing before me?

 

[DOOM GUY]

Because I just sort of woke up one day, and this guy was like, "Why are you not bowing down before me" and I'm like "Because, you know, I don't feel like I should" and then the guy was like "Fine" and left my house, and it was good too, because he was eating all my food.

Why is pizza awesome?