Why?

[theLadyBugg]

Because unsouled does not equal undead.

Why did I contribute to this thread?

 

[i don't know]

Because I love you, OMNOMNOMNOM.

Why are cupcakes so good?

 

[pyramid head grape]

They taste just like real cup!

Why am I silly awake?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Agents of the escapist jab you with shots of caffeine when you aren't looking so that you will stay on the sight longer

Why do I love the sound of explosives?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because of the reverberating frequency moving through your body, releasing various hormones, such as endorphins and dopamine, creating a feeling of pleasure, awareness and danger.

Why am I talking when there is science to do?

 

[i don't know]

Because you made a neat gun.

Why do I feel like making random lobotomy references whenever I'm typing?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because some people love the sound of their own voice so much that it distracts them from vital sciencing to do

Because you ninja'd me and because that's your answer to everything

Why did our cat, Mr. tiddlywinks, run away to the butterfly farm?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because he only exists in your head and thus did it the moment you asked it.

Why isn't there more steampunk IRL?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because he wanted to make some jam to share with the carpenter.

Why is beer a coping mechanism for me?

 

[Hagi]

Because alcohol kills all those weak brain-cells causing your problems.

Why do barbers wash your hair, is it for their comfort so they don't have to cut messy & dirty hair or is it for my 'comfort' as an extra service even though I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself?

 

[Emurlahn]

Both.

Why aren't people active at the same hours as me?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because different timezones are the work of the devil

Why does it burn when i touch the stove?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because you forgot to turn it off.

Why can't I fall asleep, even though I did not have any caffeine today.

 

[RaNDM G]

Because it's only 4:17 in Pacific time, and that's the only time that matters.

Why is the Road Warrior awesome?

 

[Riccan]

Because men in leather and hockey equipment arouse you.

Why is there a spider in my room?

 

[i don't know]

Because he is my pet Archimedes who also enjoys watching people sleep.

Why am I a plague doctor now?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because that's where all the money is.

Why do I get the feeling I'm being watched?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because I'm in the same room as you

Why can't I find my keys?

 

[willofbob]

because you left them at my place

why do beak doctors look so bloody awesome? (I just played Assassin's creed : Brotherhood)

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because their beaks are fairly phallic

Why does sex sell