Yelling "STOP IT, PHYSICS!" when Havok started glitching and throwing everything across the room. Fallout 3 I think it was.
Wierdest thing you've ever said out of rage to a game.
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Just look at the video...probably most of this stuff has been uttered by me at one point in time or another.
I shouted "Look at me! I'm a fucking BUSINESSMAN! I WILL DISPOSE OF YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN!"
That was in the middle of a string of obscenities that warranted a call from my friend next door asking if something was wrong.
That was in the middle of a string of obscenities that warranted a call from my friend next door asking if something was wrong.
I think "OH FUCK YOU YOU STUPID ****-FACED CHEATING MOTHERFUCKING PILE OF RETARDED MONKEY SHIT!" is pretty much a standard for me nowadays.
"You cheating little whore! Why? Why do you have to be such a whore!?!" Digimon Rumble Arena got that a lot. Especially during boss fights with Reapermon.
I've got two.
-When I beat FFXIII I audibly said "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT". There was no one else in the house.
-When I got to the angel character in Star Ocean IV I put down my controller and said something like "NO. NO. WHAT? NO. WHY? GOD DAMMIT! I'm done. NO.". In this case my friend was watching.
-When I beat FFXIII I audibly said "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT". There was no one else in the house.
-When I got to the angel character in Star Ocean IV I put down my controller and said something like "NO. NO. WHAT? NO. WHY? GOD DAMMIT! I'm done. NO.". In this case my friend was watching.
Since when were the Little Sisters cunting Medics?!
After almost killing a Big Daddy on Bioshock 2 with an elaborate trap (hardest difficulty) i respawned only to be told that the Little Sisters are now cunting Medics and then proceeded to throw all my ammo and money at said Big Daddy in a fit of rage and hubris and effectively made it impossible to proceed...
Also this video comes to mind
After almost killing a Big Daddy on Bioshock 2 with an elaborate trap (hardest difficulty) i respawned only to be told that the Little Sisters are now cunting Medics and then proceeded to throw all my ammo and money at said Big Daddy in a fit of rage and hubris and effectively made it impossible to proceed...
Also this video comes to mind
Diablo 2 did once inspire an outburst of
And for various games, as well as non-game situations,
is one of my choice obscene phrases.
"WHAT THE FUCK! FUCK!"
"WHAT A PILE OF ASS RAPE!"
This one was weird enough, considering i was playing chrono trigger, right after from the future era till the end of The Kingdom of Zeal (the floating islands), when....
... i noticed i didnt save, and there was a shortage of electricity....
... you should understand that this happens to me quite often... to forget about saving the game due to heavy immersion...
It was one outburst, one time, that i remind till the end of my times... i never raged like that again... except on multiplayer FPS games like counter strike or call of duty...
After that i evolved, and when a moment of frustacion happens in a game, i calm myself, and pause on the game for a while, or i get really angry with the game and continue playing till i win...
If it is online tough i always start trolling or use sarcasm...
FUUU SHITTY TIT BALLS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE AHHHHHHRG!!!!
... i noticed i didnt save, and there was a shortage of electricity....
HOW COULD THIS GODDAM CARROT EATING FAGGOTS DO THIS TO ME
... you should understand that this happens to me quite often... to forget about saving the game due to heavy immersion...
IM DONE WITH THIS AND ILL NEVER PLAY THIS CRAPPY ASS GAME AGAIN, DEVELOPED BY SAVING NAZIS!!!
It was one outburst, one time, that i remind till the end of my times... i never raged like that again... except on multiplayer FPS games like counter strike or call of duty...
SON OF A BLACK WOMEN (im not racist, but when playing Counter Strike we had a black friend that always saied that when he lost, so that catched on)
After that i evolved, and when a moment of frustacion happens in a game, i calm myself, and pause on the game for a while, or i get really angry with the game and continue playing till i win...
If it is online tough i always start trolling or use sarcasm...
The words I expel when pissed at a game are not definable by normal letters. I would probably sound coherent to nothing short of a Great Old One, but I haven't quite managed to summon one yet. The game that inspires the most incoherent rage in me is Shadow of the Colossus, which makes me babble for about a minute as I fall thousands of feet to my doom... and then do it again.
Rough approximation: Raghfargleposinmatoschetmackerbishasamotherfruackingcockjugglerpiss! It tends to get more vulgar as the tirade wears on.
Rough approximation: Raghfargleposinmatoschetmackerbishasamotherfruackingcockjugglerpiss! It tends to get more vulgar as the tirade wears on.
Mother fu**ing Preds! Use your damn claws; you can never actually look away from the things!
God damn xenos! Quit raping the electrical sockets!
God damn xenos! Quit raping the electrical sockets!
i take two curses. put em together. say it.
normally i just use 'what the dickfuck?'
if i'm impressed i say 'holy dicktits'
normally i just use 'what the dickfuck?'
if i'm impressed i say 'holy dicktits'
I never scream out things when I rage at games, but I called Lara Croft a filthy whore today after dying for the twentieth time at a simple jump. Those games was made to create frustration.
"You fuck tits."
I said it in such a blunt, calm tone. It was also the first thing that came to mind. Happened to me while I was playing an extremely intense game of Team Swat on Halo: Reach.
But mostly, I just turn off the Xbox or something if I'm displeased. Otherwise, I'll just blurt out a few F words or something like that.
I said it in such a blunt, calm tone. It was also the first thing that came to mind. Happened to me while I was playing an extremely intense game of Team Swat on Halo: Reach.
But mostly, I just turn off the Xbox or something if I'm displeased. Otherwise, I'll just blurt out a few F words or something like that.