Wii porn game? Being released October 2009

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I think I'd like to see proof of this, but I'll be taking this with a small(ish) pinch of salt.

For starters, how would this get through the ESRB ratings? It'd be banned before previews started. Second, you'd have to be nuts to release a porn game, Mass effect created total unnecessary uproar for two seconds of bare ass, imagine what hardcore sex as the sole object would do. Third, why the hell would you release a porn game on a console that has been traditionally built with the younger generation in mind? If you'd said XBOX 360 or PS3 I'd be a little less suspicious. I suppose it could happen... but why?

I'll say this for the nutters who are making it, if indeed such a game is being made, they're bloody brave... but I still don't like this, there's potential for disaster here, its way too easy for a game like that to get into young hands. You leave it in the console to grab a drink, get sidetracked, little Jimmy picks up the remote thinking he's playing an innocuous game of tennis, and OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON YOU PERVERTED ASSHOLE!!! Big media disaster, huge restrictions on gaming, and one very traumatised family... gaming has a bad enough rep in some circles as it is, do we want to make that distrust universal?
 
Oct 19, 2008
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Ha, this was hilarious.
When the Wii first came out, my friends and I thought of making a game like this.
But it would have been called Wii-Sex.
Little less original.
 

my dog said quack

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...this is the worst idea ive seen on wii so far. Even more so than deciding to put multiplayer on super mario bros for wii especially after 20 some odd years. Daniel Erikson, all i have to say to you is "FAIL".
 

gunbladejoe

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heh. I saw the belt strap thing but I dunno if its actually real.
bleh doubt it. the wii is a lil bit too much of a kid system. but meh. who knows. we'll have to wait and see.
 

Ancientgamer

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Gormourn said:
Joke or not, I see nothing wrong in it. Hell, it'd probably make a lot of money in a few countries - provided the fucking "moral guardians" won't get their panties in a knot. Because, let's be fair, it's not rocket science - porn is probably one of the biggest industries that caters to both gamers and non-gamers.

Alas, it's most likely fake because I can't think of anyone being stupid enough trying to release things like that, considering how much negativeness it'd receive in certain countries.

Even though it STILL escapes me why the idea that imaginary sex is somehow worse then imaginary murder seems so fine for some people. "Ya, sure boy, chainsaw them bitches in a million pieces and set 'em on fire but don't you DARE to look at a boob/vagina"
To be fair, The ESRB can't ban anything. They'd either refuse rating (So it probably wouldn't be sold retail, big deal) or give it an AO rating.