Wii porn game? Being released October 2009

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I think I'd like to see proof of this, but I'll be taking this with a small(ish) pinch of salt.

For starters, how would this get through the ESRB ratings? It'd be banned before previews started. Second, you'd have to be nuts to release a porn game, Mass effect created total unnecessary uproar for two seconds of bare ass, imagine what hardcore sex as the sole object would do. Third, why the hell would you release a porn game on a console that has been traditionally built with the younger generation in mind? If you'd said XBOX 360 or PS3 I'd be a little less suspicious. I suppose it could happen... but why?

I'll say this for the nutters who are making it, if indeed such a game is being made, they're bloody brave... but I still don't like this, there's potential for disaster here, its way too easy for a game like that to get into young hands. You leave it in the console to grab a drink, get sidetracked, little Jimmy picks up the remote thinking he's playing an innocuous game of tennis, and OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON YOU PERVERTED ASSHOLE!!! Big media disaster, huge restrictions on gaming, and one very traumatised family... gaming has a bad enough rep in some circles as it is, do we want to make that distrust universal?

Hey, question:
What kind of perverted asshole buys such a game when there's a kid in the house to begin with?
Much less leaves it where it's easy for him to get to it.

Seconded, and if this was directed at me, I wouldn't buy this ever, let alone when there are small children around. I agree with you. But I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised to wake up with this all over the news. There are some seriously irresponsible people in the world, don't underestimate human incompetence.

 

[farmerboy219]

oh please...if hot coffee had to be removed from later copies of gta:sa nothing make me believe this will ever happen. besides its the WII! i dont care what nintendo says about it being an all ages console its aimed at children.

so untill someone can prove this im going to say its lies, not wrong, lies

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

hmmm... I call BS.
It would be funny if they released a Mii porn game though and tried to aim it at a family audience.

 

[gunbladejoe]

so yeah I was looking around google and found this.

http://wii.jeuxvideo.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/23/files/NalPleGore/accessoires/wiimote_dildo_god_sextoy.jpg


think someone could explain that?

:EDIT: I'mma prolly get probationed for this

 

[Bocaj2000]

Funny read, that is.

Indeed; I enjoyed it.

 

[APPCRASH]

I'd play it. Hell I'd buy the collector's edition.

 

[farmerboy219]

so yeah I was looking around google and found this.

http://wii.jeuxvideo.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/23/files/NalPleGore/accessoires/wiimote_dildo_god_sextoy.jpg


think someone could explain that?

:EDIT: I'mma prolly get probationed for this

i call it fake

 

[gunbladejoe]

so yeah I was looking around google and found this.

http://wii.jeuxvideo.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/23/files/NalPleGore/accessoires/wiimote_dildo_god_sextoy.jpg


think someone could explain that?

:EDIT: I'mma prolly get probationed for this

i call it fake

yeah same but still. wouldnt it be crazy if it is real?

 

[Panzer_God]

Iwould not be suprised in the sightest if somone was making this game, I'm sure people have been thinking it since the first 'motion-sensitive' game was released.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Shennanigans or not, combine this with a "kiddy" console and you got more pedophiles than 12chan.

Fixed it for ya, buddy.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Mainstream audience is probably not going to lurk in an Adult store for a gimmick game. No regular retailer would carry such a thing.

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

Daniel Erikson has a dream, and that's to release the first ever XXX game to the mainstream on the Wii.

"Put your Wii in Mii" will be the first ever game to utilize pixels and motion sensitive controllers in a way to create a game where you perform sexual activities on a pixled girl (or guy) of your choice. The game will also include a belt where you can strap a controller to the front to utilize thrusting.

The main point of the game to pleasure various characters, gaining points by how well you treat them and if you find their secret pleasure points. You play as little more than a body part, which you manipulate via thrusting and turning with your Wii-mote. "I want to push boundaries, I'm tired of games getting the boot for having a little sexual content. I want a game with absolutely no violence and absolutely hardcore sexual content," Mr. Erikson told the media.


"Put your Wii in Mii" will be release October 2009 through an independant company, only available to be purchased online.

if your lieing i will take your wii and put in yo.. Squirrel! hi there.

 

[A random person]

Again, source. And I doubt Nintendo will license this, as lax as their standards are.

 

[The Political Gamer]

Links or it never happened.

 

[xxnightlawxx]

Why do I think you're making that up?

No news about it at all. I looked it up.

 

[Halfbreed13]

hmmm... I call BS.
It would be funny if they released a Mii porn game though and tried to aim it at a family audience.

Incest is illegal... in America at least

 

[Halfbreed13]

Who would pay so much money on a sex game when you could just go to one of a billion sites and play one for free. If the female you use the wii on is Samus then I will get it lol

Thats why Nintendo has Team Ninja on the Other M lol

 

[wild_quinine]

What kind of perverted asshole buys such a game when there's a kid in the house to begin with?

Uhm... it's okay to disapprove, and you're entitled to your opinions. But having a kid has nothing to do with anything. You think people stop wanting to have sex just because they've got a kid? If this were true the human race would pretty much die out, and its half-life would be a single generation.

Yes, it's important not to expose your kids to explicit material. No you should not have to do without any more just because you're now a parent.

Doesn't matter in any case. Nobody who's ever had sex will buy a porno game on Wii, and even if they did it wouldn't do a damn thing for them.