Wish Granted, but...

[mr-fix_it]

Granted but you will be in a coma forever huanted of nigthmares of naked marios.

I wish I had a dancing frog.

 

[Sentox6]

Granted but you will be in a coma forever huanted of nigthmares of naked marios.

I wish I had a dancing frog.

GRANTED! But it is a giant frog with a taste for humans.

I wish this thread would move slower.

 

[friboy2791]

I wish this thread would move slower.

granted it dies

i wish for more time to game

 

[Sewer Rat]

Granted, but you are only allowed to play tiger electronic wrist games.
I wish I had a sandwich.

 

[ilspooner]

GRANTED! But its mouldy and inedible.
I wish 9999999999999 Australian dollars would appear in my hand.

 

[ilspooner]

GRANTED! But it gets eaten by a dog.
I wish that I had an awesome shark tooth necklace.

 

[ilspooner]

Double post, nevermind.

 

[Jfswift]

Granted! Although the shark doesn't like being attached to your necklace and bites you.

I wish I could travel through time.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you miss out on all the sexual puns you could make.

I wish for a fro.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you don't get one of those combes.

I wish for a Trogdor!

 

[ilspooner]

GRANTED! But it explodes.
I wish I got every hat in TF2.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, but you can't decide what to wear before you go into battle.

I wish I could control the minds of the escapists below and above me.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Granted, but you can't decide what to wear before you go into battle.

I wish I could control the minds of the escapists below and above me.

Granted, but these guy's are just on one page so it's only a handful of people.

I wish I could have unprotected sex, thousands of times, with hot and intelligent women, and not get any STDs, or unwanted pregnancies.
HA! Try to fuck this one up, Escapists!

 

[deonte9109]

Granted, but its wings have to be clipped.
I wish I had the one ring to rule them all.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. But "all" is nothing.

I wish I had a camera.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted! But instead of taking pictures, it takes souls! For reals this time!

I wish for a The Matches!