Wish Granted, but...

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but now every other game sucks.

I wish for new friends.

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but they are worse than your old friends

I wish that fanboyism would stop

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted. Now nobody cares enough to support anything so everything you've ever loved or supported dies slowly and painfully.

I wish that man would build a bigger and more powerful bomb.

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but it never gets used thereby wasting billions of taxpayers money and thus sent the world into a deep depression.

I wish that FTL travel was possible in 5 years

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but its only because you died slowly and painfully in the testing process

I wish I had a keg filled with wine

 

[Venom 3135]

Granted, but the wine is poisinouse.

I wish I had myself.

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but you are in a padded room with no contact with the outside world.

I wish people stopped aging at 12

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but you suddenly find that you are 100 while your friends and family are all 12 again

I wish thier was no rule 34 of my favorite female videgame characters

 

[deonte9109]

Grated but the internet creates a new rule: Rule 35 which retain the previous conditions of Rule 34

I wish that WW III was between China and USA

 

[Daft Sikes]

Granted! But China will win and America will go completely communist.
I wish that I can allow whatever I want from my imagination to become reality.

 

[Daft Sikes]

Granted! But that's all you can ever drink for the rest of your life.
I wish I could pop in and out of any dimension whenever I want.

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but there is only one dimension.

I wish that I had a never ending well of Mike and Ikes

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Granted but you only get the stale ones!

Oh I wish I could be an Oscar Mayer wiener

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

granted but you get eaten

i wish for a scaled down replica of all wonders of the world

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Granted But they are made of cheap plastic and break easy.

I Wish i could do the SHINING FINGER!