Wish Granted, but...

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it now only takes 11 hours.

I wish for an angry gorilla!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

what a strange wish *Snaps fingers* Granted kid but its your funeral its gonna brutally maul you the second it see's you

I wish assholes(WBC) would shut up and respect those in mourning at funerals

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted. ..But a leaf outside your house explodes and breaks a twig.

I wish Mario and Luigi were my brothers!

 

[Dango]

Granted, but they are also your mothers, fathers, uncles, aunts, cousins, pets, and obscure relatives you've never met before.

I wish I didn't have homework to do.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted. ..But a leaf outside your house explodes and breaks a twig.

I wish Mario and Luigi were my brothers!

Granted, but they drink excessively and sell drugs, using you to get them across the border

OT: granted but everyone else has aton and they believe it to be your fault so they kick your ass day in and day out

I wish Justin Bieber would turn into a hideous mutant

 

[Dango]

Granted, but he's still better looking than you.

I wish I had a hat shaped like a starfish.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but its made out of hard plastic that cuts your scalp

I wish I knew how the world began

 

[Sacman]

Granted but it's too much information for one person posses so your head explodes...

I wish that I had a pet ostrich...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted. ..But a leaf outside your house explodes and breaks a twig.
?????? this ^ makes no sense

I wish Mario and Luigi were my brothers!

Granted, but they drink excessively and sell drugs, using you to get them across the border

OT: granted but everyone else has aton and they believe it to be your fault so they kick your ass day in and day out

I wish Justin Bieber would turn into a hideous mutant

It means that I didn't want to corrupt your wish.

OT: Granted, but you can never catch up to it.

I wish I had a car.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Oh I didn't realize your intent......my bad

OT: Granted, its a tiny matchbox car

I wish I knew who was right Creationist pushers or evolution die hards

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you forget as soon as you find out.

I wish I wasn't made of flesh!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

........granted, your made of sandand thiers nothing to keep you together so your spread across the earth at the mercy of the wind

I wish I knew who really created Facebook? Zuckerburg or the twin Jocks?

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but you find out that it's actually a conspiracy. And are shot shortly afterwards by those wanting to protect the conspiracy.

I wish I had a cute, loyal, loving girlfriend.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted and she is all these things but she's got every STD known to man(from sleeping around) and you don't learn this till after you and her have sex

I wish was so isanely good of a skateboarder that I could compete at the X-Games

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but the guys at the X-Games are still better than you.

I wish I had a well paying, steady and fun job.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but the one person you hate more than anyone is your boss and his job is 10 fold better than yours in everyway including pay

I wish the cracks on my cellphones screen were fixed

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but the fail greatly this season and everyone decides to blame the towelboy instead of take responsibility.

I wish that they would make a DLC for Ashley/Kaiden in Mass Effect 2 already. Seriously, I'm starting to feel ignored here.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted it happens but you only get on the cheek from either before they either die again, betray you or leave your crew and get reassigned to another ship depending on your choices

I wish my Headset was working right

 

[Sacman]

Granted but it is now only compatible with PS3...

I wish... I had lentil soup...