Wish Granted, but...

[Dango]

Granted, but as soon as you find out, the world ends.

I wish I had Left 4 Dead 2 would download faster.

 

[Sacman]

Granted, but now your paying four times as much for slightly better internet...

I wish I had a pet Emu...

 

[Dango]

Granted, but you emu gets eaten by your neighbors dog.

I wish I had more graham crackers.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but they've been soaking in pickle juice

I wish I could See Asher Roth in concert

 

[troth]

Granted, but you are surrounded by tall, fat smelly guys who insist on talking louder than the music.

I wish I had a nice girlfriend.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but shes everything you could want but she's clingy and jealous to the extreme she freaks if she sees you with talking to your mother

I wish I had the ultimate home entertainment system

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but your house has no power.

I wish I still had that cookie I ate.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, you vomit

I wish I had 3,000 dollars

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but it's all in pennies.

I wish I could tap Shion from Higurashi

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted, you can reach into your tv and poke her(thats it though)

I wish Myspace.com would crash fatally

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but someone made a duplicate site with everything backed up.

I wish I had a pygmy leopard.

 

[Sacman]

Granted, but it's dead...

I wish I was The Runaway Son of The Nuclear A-Bomb...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but the second I shut up you detonate

I wish 4chan ran the internet

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but there is no /b/

I wish I could go back to the future

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but Earth has been destroyed in the time that you go too

I wish I had a 3DS

 

[Dango]

Granted, but it's 2D.

I wish I had rocket boots.

 

[Sacman]

Granted... they exp[lode and you now have no legs...

I wish I had self esteem...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but they first attack you for rousing them from what ever they were doing each time

I wish thier would be no red ring-esque fatal errors for the PS3 or the Wii