Wish Granted, but...

[YoBadMama]

drat

 

[Brandon237]

I wish that YoBadMama made a wish.

I wish someone would post again.

 

[YoBadMama]

I wish that YoBadMama made a wish.

I was trying to quote someone but failed...

I wish that I had an idea for a wish.

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but your idea was that rather bad idea you just had.

I wish that people played forum games more often.

 

[YoBadMama]

Granted, it self-destructs.

I wish people wouldn't always quote the person above me.

GRANTED! but instead we will quote you!

I wish that I win this thread!!!

Granted! but now you have to moderate it 24/7.

I wish I could fart.

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but now you do it all the time.

I wish I could stop stalking 3 forum games at once.

 

[YoBadMama]

Granted, but your idea was that rather bad idea you just had.

I wish that people played forum games more often.

GRANTED! but they are all rollplaying Twilight characters.

I wish i had a wish with no bad side-effects!

 

[Argtee]

GRANTED, but....wait...

I wish I had a muffin.

 

[YoBadMama]

Granted, but now you do it all the time.

I wish I could stop stalking 3 forum games at once.

Granted! but you got banned.

I wish I could experience creating a universe.

 

[YoBadMama]

GRANTED, but....wait...

I wish I had a muffin.

GRANTED! but you don't get the antidote.

I wish I was an extraterestrial!

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but it was painful and left you with stretch marks.

I wish my girlfriend were here with no negative side effects.

 

[Knusper]

Edit: Curses, I type too slowly.

 

[YoBadMama]

Granted! But Apple goes bankrupt and stops selling stuff and takes in all their products so it can't be sold second-hand.

I wish I was best friends with Mick Jagger

Granted, but he's a douche bag.

I wish I invented sunlight.

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but he turns out to be a cannibal.

I wish people would refer to the posts directly above their's in these games.

 

[YoBadMama]

Granted, but he turns out to be a cannibal.

I wish people would refer to the posts directly above their's in these games.

Granted, but now your alway's a post behind.

I wish I was Godzilla (Japanesse version)

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but you require japanese porn to survive.

I wish I had brain soap!

 

[YoBadMama]

Granted, but you require japanese porn to survive.

I wish I had brain soap!

GRANTED! but it smells like a wet sock full of crap.

I wish I could pee without it burning.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Granted, but it's ass flavour.

I wish I had a hammock.

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but now it STINGS instead!

I wish I had a wet sock full of crap.

 

[Mikester1290]

Granted, but they alll have to white from now on, oh. nvmind.

I wish that microsoft (why did his wife call him that?) would stop being butt lubricators.