PurpleRain said:
Elminster from DnD. I'm not sure who he really is, but in games they keep making cameo's with him. But to me, he's basically Galdalf the red.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elminster
Boo!
Elminster is an annoying fourth-wall-breaking author-insertion character
Mary Sue(*) who lives almost forever and has sex with the goddess of magic and, like, at least two of her super-hot uber-powerful daughters. He's pretty much the worst thing about the Forgotten Realms. He's also the centerpiece of the Forgotten Realms. Just like FR was written as a replacement for Gygax's Greyhawk, Elminster is a replacement for Gygax's Mordenkainen. Originally, both were pretty much cut-rate copy-this-setting-but-file-off-the-serial-numbers replacements. FR has since grown up into a bit more (I still think of it as poorly-put-together kitchen-sink generic fantasy -- though Greyhawk at its best isn't much better, either, to be honest), but Elminster is the umbilical cord that ties it all back to the weakest, lamest, most derivative elements of FR. The further you get away from Elminster and Greenwood, the more tolerable FR becomes.
When you flip open the 3rd Edition D&D Forgotten Realms campaign sourcebook, what do you see at the start of the book? That's right, Elminster, complete with his ridiculous stat block full of crazy multiclassing and ridiculous custom swag. It's like the writers are just
daring you to munch harder and further.
-- Alex
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* - (EDIT) I take it back. He is not a "Mary Sue".