Woman dies from sexual arousal while watching porn

[Muramasa89]

You're all saying it's an excellent way to go... I think it's awful!!
Masturbation is a very depressing act...

Care to explain this?

I find the thing amusing, but moreso due to comments made by people here.

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

looks like you can have too much of a good thing...

 

[Nouw]

At least she died happy. Imagine her funeral...

"She died while watching... ummm..."

"Yes?"

"She died while watching Porn"

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Maybe we should take this as a sign to go out and meet real people instead of watching porn, even better than Jesus on moldy toast.

 

[Carlston]

What the hell was she watching?!

Well if it scared her and cause heart failure...

Midget porn...

 

[Kroker]

This is certainly an unpleasant way to be remembered.

Sex, even onanism (is that the female version as well?) is incredibly tough on your body.

For a start; there's overuse of muscles that are rarely used, massive strain on the heart/bloodstream, alleged braindeath at the point of climax, huge disease transmission between partners, rips and tears to both groinal areas, throbbing friction, even if it works properly, a slow physical/mental crippling of both partners for nine months.(Male mental/Female mental-physical).

If we didn't have hormones forcing us to do it, we'd have evolved out of it long ago.

And then died off.

Hang on, alleged brain death at the point of climax? Could you please elaborate on that part?

 

[Mr. Gency]

What the hell kind of porn was she watching?

At least it wasn't a terrible way to die, that said it's still a pretty embarrasing thing to have chisled on one's tombstone.

Still, regardless of the circumstance, there's nothing funny about death so I'm keeping a straight face.

Be glad you have some respect for the dead.

 

[Mr. Gency]

I guess her time *puts on sunglasses* came early.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Hang on, alleged brain death at the point of climax? Could you please elaborate on that part?

Sure, recent scientific research has theorised that the reason women gets that shock through her entire system at the moment of climax is that the woman's entire emotional brain shuts down for a short time, and the great feeling she gets is her entire brain coming back "online".

http://www.heartcenteredtherapies.org/go/docs/Brain%20Areas%20Shut%20Off%20During%20Female%20Orgasm%20-%20ABC%20News.pdf

So, at the point of orgasm, she can no longer feel fear, anger or any other emotional responses. Like love...

Guys haven't been tested for this as the equipment needs 2 minutes to work and men's climaxes don't last that long (That's not actually a joke. Men's climaxes are usually less than 10 seconds)

Surprisingly, it doesn't happen if she's faking it either. Make your own jokes.

Now, if we're combining a massive electrical surge, the hippocampus going offline, and random synapses firing - that sounds like momentary braindeath to me. Because that's roughly what an epiletic gets during a petit mal. (Grande mal is the wild flailing)

 

[Kroker]

Hang on, alleged brain death at the point of climax? Could you please elaborate on that part?

Sure, recent scientific research has theorised that the reason women gets that shock through her entire system at the moment of climax is that the woman's entire emotional brain shuts down for a short time, and the great feeling she gets is her entire brain coming back "online".

http://www.heartcenteredtherapies.org/go/docs/Brain%20Areas%20Shut%20Off%20During%20Female%20Orgasm%20-%20ABC%20News.pdf

So, at the point of orgasm, she can no longer feel fear, anger or any other emotional responses. Like love...

Guys haven't been tested for this as the equipment needs 2 minutes to work and men's climaxes don't last that long (That's not actually a joke. Men's climaxes are usually less than 10 seconds)

Surprisingly, it doesn't happen if she's faking it either. Make your own jokes.

Now, if we're combining a massive electrical surge, the hippocampus going offline, and random synapses firing - that sounds like momentary braindeath to me. Because that's roughly what an epiletic gets during a petit mal. (Grande mal is the wild flailing)

Ah why thank you. Searching on Google did nothing for me except take me back to your post. When I first read your post I imagined an eventual degradation of the brain through some sort of necrosis stimulated by sex. Then common sense kicked in and I realised that idea's just preposterous. That is remarkable though; thanks for informing me.

 

[Dogstile]

Hang on, alleged brain death at the point of climax? Could you please elaborate on that part?

Sure, recent scientific research has theorised that the reason women gets that shock through her entire system at the moment of climax is that the woman's entire emotional brain shuts down for a short time, and the great feeling she gets is her entire brain coming back "online".

http://www.heartcenteredtherapies.org/go/docs/Brain%20Areas%20Shut%20Off%20During%20Female%20Orgasm%20-%20ABC%20News.pdf

So, at the point of orgasm, she can no longer feel fear, anger or any other emotional responses. Like love...

Guys haven't been tested for this as the equipment needs 2 minutes to work and men's climaxes don't last that long (That's not actually a joke. Men's climaxes are usually less than 10 seconds)

Surprisingly, it doesn't happen if she's faking it either. Make your own jokes.

Now, if we're combining a massive electrical surge, the hippocampus going offline, and random synapses firing - that sounds like momentary braindeath to me. Because that's roughly what an epiletic gets during a petit mal. (Grande mal is the wild flailing)

Its amazing, slight braindeath at the point of climax, and yet we seem to not be ever able to get enough of it.

 

[mad825]

the headline is very misleading.

there is a chance she died watching from the porn but it could have been coincidence that she died from sudden death syndrome at that moment in time.

So you're trying to say it's MORE likely she died from a condition that happens in one in several million people once over the age of three, than it is that she got so excited her blood flow reduced to the point out heart failure?

Yeah, no. This is not the first over excited heart failure, far from the last.

the headline is very misleading.

there is a chance she died watching from the porn but it could have been coincidence that she died from sudden death syndrome at that moment in time.

She died of SUDS? Isn't she supposed to have a terrible nightmare beforehand, and be south-east Asian? Unless you're thinking of a different SUDS.

the headline is very misleading.

there is a chance she died watching from the porn but it could have been coincidence that she died from sudden death syndrome at that moment in time.

Sudden death syndrome typically happens while asleep.

*sigh*

I'm saying no-one can support hard evidence that her death was cause by the porn thus the Daily mail should have not have claimed that she died from the porn hence the "headline is very misleading" because people stupid as you assume things when the claim is not entirely correct/accurate.

for those who cannot be fucked from reading the article, I am suggesting nothing new, this is nehtier a medical debate, I am pointing out the fact that the Daily mail are taking words out of context for the media whore they are.

 

[Cyrax987]

So much for the climax....

>_>

 

[Aesir23]

I have to see that porn.

And what song should be played at your funeral?

 

[Aesir23]

Judging by the comments on this thread, the Escapist is going to have a reduction in the number of its members.

 

[duchaked]

Sex, even onanism (is that the female version as well?) is incredibly tough on your body.

For a start; there's overuse of muscles that are rarely used, massive strain on the heart/bloodstream, alleged braindeath at the point of climax, huge disease transmission between partners, rips and tears to both groinal areas, throbbing friction, even if it works properly, a slow physical/mental crippling of both partners for nine months.(Male mental/Female mental-physical).

thank you for that extreme detail haha

though when I sit back and really think things through, that really does have one look at it from a different angle...lol

 

[Trikeen]

I have to see that porn.

And what song should be played at your funeral?

I've always thought AC/DC's 'Ride on' would be a good send off.

 

[MercurySteam]

Wow, I bet she never saw that cumming.

See what I did there?

You're a horrible and hilarious person.

Yeah I feel pretty terrible now.