Woman dies from sexual arousal while watching porn

[Sarah Kerrigan]

i laughed then felt bad...

I did the same :/

 

[Kris015]

i laughed then felt bad...

This. Then i laughed again.

 

[Doug]

Also, should we be worried now? I mean, I've not got a gf, so if I get a heart attack whilst 'excited', its not going to end well for me unless I can get to call 999 fast enough.

Just close down your web browser and pull up your pants when you feel the heart attack coming!

I'm pretty sure its too late by the time you feel the shooting pain in your arm and chest.

You just need to focus a little. Hit Alt+F4, with your right hand, then when you're on the floor focus on pulling up your pants before you loose consciousness.

Erm... before or after calling the medics?

 

[TheEvilCheese]

Link plz?

OT: yeah, I was instantly put off when I saw the daily mail site.
But wow.

 

[Abedeus]

Well, maybe her animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

Just saying.

 

[Meggiepants]

Sex, even onanism (is that the female version as well?) is incredibly tough on your body.

For a start; there's overuse of muscles that are rarely used, massive strain on the heart/bloodstream, alleged braindeath at the point of climax, huge disease transmission between partners, rips and tears to both groinal areas, throbbing friction, even if it works properly, a slow physical/mental crippling of both partners for nine months.(Male mental/Female mental-physical).

If we didn't have hormones forcing us to do it, we'd have evolved out of it long ago.

And then died off.

You should write a sex horror story. You'd be good at it. This is probably the most horrifying view of consensual sex I've ever read.

This, or teach a course on abstinence.

 

[Meggiepants]

That's actually a line from House. Pretty much verbatim.

Really? Man I watch too many shows. I would think I would remember this being said.

Well, now I will remember. And I'll have to look up that episode.

 

[Jennacide]

the headline is very misleading.

there is a chance she died watching from the porn but it could have been coincidence that she died from sudden death syndrome at that moment in time.

So you're trying to say it's MORE likely she died from a condition that happens in one in several million people once over the age of three, than it is that she got so excited her blood flow reduced to the point out heart failure?

Yeah, no. This is not the first over excited heart failure, far from the last.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

You should write a sex horror story. You'd be good at it. This is probably the most horrifying view of consensual sex I've ever read.

Why thank you

This, or teach a course on abstinence.

Nah, I like ladies too much. I could touch on Vagina Dentata [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata] though.

That's actually a line from House. Pretty much verbatim.

Seriously? That was written purely from the top of my own mind.

Ah, you mean Dr. Cameron in Occam's Razor:

Sex *could* kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it *unbelievably* fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?

Not really verbatim, is it?

 

[Uncreation]

I'm sorry she is dead, but i have to say, it doesn't sound like the worst way to die. Hell, i would pick that over most other forms of death. As for the embarrassment: WHO CARES!? You're dead, you don't care anymore. But then again, i don't believe in an afterlife, so maybe it's just me.

 

[Meggiepants]

You should write a sex horror story. You'd be good at it. This is probably the most horrifying view of consensual sex I've ever read.

Why thank you

This, or teach a course on abstinence.

Nah, I like ladies too much. I could touch on Vagina Dentata [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata] though.

Ack! Why did I click on that link? I knew it would be bad!

Are you in the Creepypasta group? You should link that there if you are.

[sub]Your story is better than Cameron's btw. It's all in the details. [/sub]

 

[Anah'ya]

I'm pretty sure its too late by the time you feel the shooting pain in your arm and chest.

You just need to focus a little. Hit Alt+F4, with your right hand, then when you're on the floor focus on pulling up your pants before you loose consciousness.

I just died a little inside and chocked on the general amusement this conversation is providing me with.

 

[Kyuubi Fanatic]

Wow. Awkward way to be found Second only to be found dead after masturbating in a batman suit with a belt around your neck.

 

[Quaxar]

I guess that was a real *puts on sunglasses* moodkiller. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Come on, you knew somebody had to to it!

 

[Sir Kemper]

Death strikes us all and it look's like this woman...


*Puts on shades*


Never heard it cuming.



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaactually that's horrible...

 

[Blizzarded Soul]

What the hell was she watching?!

Something so hardcore we wouldnt be able to comprehend it with our mortal minds. They would just be reduced to primordial ooze.

 

[Kristoffer Sivertsen]

I would do her