Woman dies from sexual arousal while watching porn

[Corporal Yakob]

And there was me thinking this could only happen in the movies.....

 

[geldonyetich]

No, this isn't a good way to go, it's a pathetic way to go, a step below dying on the crapper.

Of course, the porn doesn't deserve as much attention as does whatever factors lead up to such a weak heart. Genetics and bad living, quite probably. Drugs are also a definite possibility, as sudden heart failure is not an uncommon result of (even former) drug users.

 

[Lullabye]

I guess you could say she was...

*puts on sunglasses*

Dying for a shag

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


... im a horrible person.

Yes you are, but that was still hilarious.

Imagine the double surprise of the person who found her.

 

[Lineoutt]

Death by masturbation is probably the the 5th or 6th best way to die.

Ok I'll bite. Whats the 1st and 2nd best ways to die?

 

[Shapsters]

Can anyone link the video she was watching? That must have been some good quality stuff!

 

[Zykon TheLich]

The fact that it was a woman watching it probably makes it male gay porn.

Not necesarily. An ex of mine really liked cumshot porn, I was surprised to find she had more porn than me. Admittedly her focus was on the large dong spurting goo but 99% of it was man on woman.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am. Breathlessly.

 

[JacobyPAX]

Death by masturbation is probably the the 5th or 6th best way to die.

Ok I'll bite. Whats the 1st and 2nd best ways to die?

That varies from person to person. For me the 2nd best way to go would be an epic 300esq battle. The best way to go is a heart attack from an awesome orgy.

 

[hazabaza1]

The fact that it was a woman watching it probably makes it male gay porn.

Not necesarily. An ex of mine really liked cumshot porn, I was surprised to find she had more porn than me. Admittedly her focus was on the large dong spurting goo but 99% of it was man on woman.

Huh. Most females that have told me about their porn (long stories) are generally guy+guy stuff.

 

[rokkolpo]

What the hell was she watching?!

exactly what i was thinking!

dear god must've been good.

 

[toapat]

Awesome. Just plain awesome. I'd love to be the person to tell the parents about that.

as RAAAAAAAANDY put it:

Hi RAAAAAAAANDY's mom and dad, randy died sucking off a woman in a hot tub. yes i know its awesome, but hes dead.

 

[Free Thinker]

There had to of been a catalyst for this. Like the woman who died of a heart attack when she got angry at her boss. She'd been drinking too many energy drinks which combined with her anger, stopped her heart.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Wasn't there a radio segment in GTA IV that said something like this? Why the fuck are the GTA parody segments coming true?

 

[Angus565]

but this bring a question to my mind. Which would cause more rioting, videogames being outlawed? or porn being outlawed? Im going to say the second one but it is a close match.

Porn can't get outlawed, what else would the government do all day?

 

[rokkolpo]

I guess you could say she was...

*puts on sunglasses*

Dying for a shag

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


... im a horrible person.

You owe me a new hat!

Because you BLEW MY MIND with that post!

 

[superbatranger]

Wait, if she died during the middle of an orgasm, does that mean it felt good?

 

[avelmen1889]

I guess she won't be doing that again.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Huh. Most females that have told me about their porn (long stories) are generally guy+guy stuff.

The general impression I have got over the years is that it's a similar situation to guys: girl on girl (guy on guy) is popular but those not squeamish about seeing another guys dong (womans vag) go for mixed. I do tend to hang around with the party crowd though and they tend to be more into that sort of thing anyway.

How much you wanna bet the Toy was a vibrator?

A lot of money. It says so right there in the article.