Woman dies from sexual arousal while watching porn

[ShadowsofHope]

You know, with the Daily Mail being the oversensationalist bullshit machine of a newpaper..

.. Huh. Well, at least she felt great before the end?

..Huh.

 

[Trebort]

Get me what she was watching!

Fap fap fap!

The fact that it was a woman watching it probably makes it male gay porn. Sure you want to fap now?

OT: I have no words.

Sounds perfect...

I have a big pink starfish as an avatar, did you really think I was straight? ^_^

 

[_Cake_]

It's so rude and needless to tell the public this, it's just disrespecting the dead. It wasn't illegal, she wasn't doing it in public, give the lady some privacy.

On the other hand there are worse ways to go.

 

[Funkbucket]

Yes, I can have that affect on women,


OT:

That's how I want to go, out with a bang!
^ ;D

 

[Zero=Interrupt]

First trans-fats and smoking, and now porn? Is there no vice that's GOOD for you?

 

[Interference]

Actually, I'm less concerned with the event and more concerned that The Daily Mail wants to reduce a woman's entire life to a sex gag for a few cheap laughs. It's MASSIVELY disrespectful to the deceased and a completely unnecessary intrusion into the lives of the people still mourning her death.

The dead woman might not care, but I'm sure her family and friends DO.

 

[darkonnis]

Having read the article

Returning a verdict of death from natural causes, Mr Crickmore said: 'I am satisfied Nichola Paginton died of a natural disease process - sudden cardiac arryhthmia.

A natural disease process, i mean i'm no expert but this says to me she has a pre-existing condition.

 

[dfphetteplace]

I'm an EMT, and I think I would have a tough time telling the family without laughing my ass off at some point. I'm sure I could do it, but it would be hard.

 

[The DSM]

I should feel bad for laughing, but id like to die like that.

At least she didnt die bored..

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's just....wow

 

[Mokagogo]

Sex, even onanism (is that the female version as well?) is incredibly tough on your body.

For a start; there's overuse of muscles that are rarely used, massive strain on the heart/bloodstream, alleged braindeath at the point of climax, huge disease transmission between partners, rips and tears to both groinal areas, throbbing friction, even if it works properly, a slow physical/mental crippling of both partners for nine months.(Male mental/Female mental-physical).

If we didn't have hormones forcing us to do it, we'd have evolved out of it long ago.

And then died off.

.

...O rly.

http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/10-surprising-health-benefits-of-sex

 

[Bob the zombie]

must have been good porn if it killed her XD

 

[EboMan7x]

Oooh... your laughing now. But just you wait, in about a day every Catholic, republican, and conservative in general is gonna be using that as an anti masturbation story.

 

[Slaanax]

Well at least it wasn't auto-erotic asphyxiation? Then again is this any different.

 

[Buizel91]

Get me what she was watching!

Fap fap fap!

The fact that it was a woman watching it probably makes it male gay porn. Sure you want to fap now?

OT: I have no words.

Sounds perfect...

I have a big pink starfish as an avatar, did you really think I was straight? ^_^

Haha made my day XD

OT: Wow, Just wow, seriously, i don't know what to say at all.

 

[Baldry]

Well at least its not as bad as this Japanese couple that died from having sex. The couple had been married for several years and hadn't "done it" so one day they had a romantic night and finally got to doing it and as they both "came" they both died.

 

[Buizel91]

Oooh... your laughing now. But just you wait, in about a day every Catholic, republican, and conservative in general is gonna be using that as an anti masturbation story.

And the UK will retaliate with the phrase.

"Fuck You"!

Well most of us

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I guess you could say she was...

*puts on sunglasses*

Dying for a shag

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


... im a horrible person.