Woman dies from sexual arousal while watching porn

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wkrepelin

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I thought I would think this was funny and then I read the article. It seems so discourtious the detail that they describe it in and when they mentioned that the woman's cat was laying on her chest I just imagined it wondering why she wouldn't "wake up" and personally wondered who would take care of it.

Now I'm sad. She was only 30 years old.
 

Therumancer

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Gotham Soul said:
That wouldn't be a bad way to go.

Okay, yeah, it'd be a media embarrassment but you'll be dead, you won't care.
In a case like this I don't think the media should be covering it. This isn't even especially noteworthy as a death or anything, it's just embarassing.

To be honest, if I was the surviving family of the lady in question I'd be looking into sueing, or at least lobbying for the right to sue (depending on the state laws down there).

It might be true but this was going on in private, the lady was a nanny (took care of children), etc... I don't see any valid reason to out this other than "lulz" given that she isn't even a public person.

As far as the way she went with, I think "she died of a heart attack while in bed" is probably the most accurate description. The bottom line is that she had a weak heart and died unexpectedly, it happens.

Unless some kind of defect is found though (in more detail) I'd actually be looking into foul play or whatever, some kind of poison or whatever (though they might have already done this). I mean a 30 year old does not generally keel over while tossing their own salad with some porn.

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Also my guilty thoughts on reading this were along the lines of a voodoo curse or something oddly enough.... I mean it does sound like something that would happen to get investigations going in a lurid horror novel.
 

Gindil

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w-Jinksy said:
does this qualify for a darwin award ?
One lady died from an embolism...

From using a carrot.

I'll let you figure out the details.
 

Evilsanta

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Wow... I guess i should take this as a warning... Wait a miniute, do they have to labal porn with those warnings like they do with cigaretts that it is hazardrous to your health?
 

ultimateownage

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w-Jinksy said:
does this qualify for a darwin award ?
Haha! Your post count is 666! The fact that I was listening to Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast when I saw that makes it even better.

O.T. No, for you see, to get a Darwin award you need to be doing something stupid. Porn is not stupid, and neither is masturbation. If it was stupid, then the average IQ of earth would be 50.
 

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As has already been said, this was a Daily Mail article, written by "Daily Mail Reporter" and so, while I don't doubt the poor girl's dead and the circumstances that lead up to it, the Daily Mail loves to whip it's readers into a panic and the overtones are there.

"Immigrants give you cancer!"

"Low house prices attributed to Muslims!"

"Porn kills you!"

The only good thing about the Daily Mail is that it has Garfield comics in it...*

Wardy
*Assuming that they didn't get it into their heads that Garfield encouraged animal cruelty and caused the recession
 

TenSARS

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dathwampeer said:
Wouldn't it be great if she just had a normal heart attack and someone walked it, found out she was dead. cried the appropriate amount, then decided to play a prank on the police. XD
 

Funkiest Monkey

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Someone takes things too literal, don'tcha thing?
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"Go fuck yourself and die!!"

"Um... Okay."
 

jasoncyrus

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MatParker116 said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293165/Nanny-30-died-sexual-arousal-watching-pornography.html

A 30 year old woman died a few days ago while watching porn, while watching said porn she got so aroused that her heart gave out and she died.

This is now No4 on my personal top ten death's I would love to go like this.
It's the Daily mail, they spout nothing but drivel which 99% of the time is a load of ballocks. I wouldn't be surprised if this was completely made up.
 

Billion Backs

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So I hear correlation is causation, eh?

A lot of people live with serious potentially life-threatening problems without realizing it. I mean, how often do you do a full body check up? Last time I've been to the doctor for anything like that was something like 5 years ago, and only because I had to do it in order to immigrate. Since then, my only interaction with medicine of any kind were going to my doc to get vaccinations and getting a prescription for some cough/flu medicine once.

Unless you bother going through very specific check-ups often, you will not know for sure, is what I'm saying.

The woman could have some kind of chronic heart problems that she wasn't aware of. While, sure, sexual activity might contribute to that kind of thing with all the excitement and all, I fail to see how it's "the cause".

Also, if it was a guy I'd be required to make some kind of bad taste punny "stiffy" innuendo. Alas, it is not so.
 

bam13302

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The Hairminator said:
SODAssault said:
I'm sure that'll end up on the "teens against pornography" list of 100 reasons not to watch porn.

96. "Kills you."
100% of the people who regularly watch porn are either dead or will die at some point in the future!
hehe, here is a another one
100% of the people that breath oxygen die
****ing statistics
they are good but easily misused to prove a false conclusion