Woman dies from sexual arousal while watching porn

[Ithera]

Sooooo....what title was she watching? The public needs to know!

 

[Giest4life]

I may have lol'd at the comments, but there was nothing funny about this particular death---she wasn't exactly bad looking.

Deaths on Darwin Awards are funny, this one isn't.

OT: At least she was happy.

 

[Zenn3k]

Really can't think of a better way to go.

 

[Trikeen]

I have to see that porn.

 

[soapyshooter]

This can only be topped by dying during actual sex. Probably number 5 and 6 best ways to die.

 

[Zersy]

Society again shows that Horny women are a bad thing

 

[Snownine]

God, the media sucks. I am sure that no one (like family) is remotely embarrassed or otherwise bothered by the fact that this was made public for everyone to know.

 

[TehAudioSurfer]

Wow...I need to give the "material" lurking a rest or I might just find something to die for.

Ahem, bad jokes aside I almost hate myself for laughing at this.

 

[Souplex]

What the hell was she watching?!

Probably something involving me if it's that arousing.

 

[Stabby Joe]

What kind of atomic powered death sex toy was that?!

Must have had a really weak heart, especially since she was only 30 and didn't die like most which is down to fatty chemicals.

 

[Trebort]

Get me what she was watching!

Fap fap fap!

 

[runnernda]

Oh man, what a way to go. That would be awesome. Well...it wouldn't be awesome to be dead, but if I had to die at thirty, that'd be quite the way to go.

 

[hardlymotivated]

I think I'm going to have to conduct some, uh, personal research about this.

 

[REPLAY13]

it could've been worse, it could've happened while she was "with" a guy...

 

[drunkirishman]

be careful people who want to watch it, my theory is the is some X rated version of the Monty Python funniest joke sketch

 

[Mutie]

You're all saying it's an excellent way to go... I think it's awful!!
Masturbation is a very depressing act...

 

[Mandal0re]

Watching erotic material can kill you. This is a story religious people should never get their hands on.....

 

[silver wolf009]

Well this will take the heat of videogames for awhile.... Also not the worse way to go.

but this bring a question to my mind. Which would cause more rioting, videogames being outlawed? or porn being outlawed? Im going to say the second one but it is a close match.

OT: dosent sound imposible, just like it shouldnt have happened. I dont know why people bring deaths onto this site or any other fourm for that matter. If i died whilst pleasuring myself i wouldnt want the entire internet knowing it. Sure no one would remember my name but still.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

i couldnt help but laugh, good way to die though