Womans mouth " Falls Pregnant" to 12 squid...Yes you read that right.

[Buizel91]

So yeh, after eating a Calamari, a women in South Korea found out she had little baby squids developing in her mouth... http://4yous.info/womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-to-twelve-squid-after-biting-into-sea-creature-scientists-claim/

As she was eating she felt a sharp pain, which was her crunching some sperm sacks. They then forcefully shot Sperm into her mouth, the sperm then embed themselves wherever they landed. The article amusingly refers to her as "Octo-mum"...Dr Octopus's mum maybe? xD

But us in the west are told not to worry! Squid?s internal organs are (generally) removed before serving! Least that is settled!

Yep, just been put of squid for life...

EDIT: This made me ill...

"The Center?s paper says: ?She did not swallow the portion, but spatit out immediately. She complained of a pricking and foreign-body sensation in the oral cavity.

?Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva [gums] were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa."

 

[FalloutJack]

IA! IA! CTHULHU F'TAGHN!!

OT: In all seriousnes...ewww... It won't put me off calamari, but I won't be eating it raw, thank you.

 

[Iyon]

No no no no no no no no no!

I don't really have much else to add... that's just... awful

Spoiler

One more. NOOOOO!

 

[Ljs1121]

Oh my. Hovercars are being made, movie directors are jumping off bridges, and now squid are raping women? My friends, I think that this is a sign of the apocalypse.

On topic: Sucks to be her. I've never eaten calamari, so I hope that no squid babies will find their way to me.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Well that is both disgusting and hilarious.

One of the quotes from the article

?I?ve probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.?

That isn't make me feel much better.

 

[Doclector]

Oh my. Hovercars are being made, movie directors are jumping off bridges, and now squid are raping women? My friends, I think that this is a sign of the apocalypse.

On topic: Sucks to be her. I've never eaten calamari, so I hope that no squid babies will find their way to me.

We're in an artsy sci fi movie. I think we need to call Oancitizen.

Well, that's...unpleasant. I've never tried squid, and now it's just joined the small list of animals who are safe from my ravenous hunger.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

 

[Berithil]

Spoiler: pony image. I'm sorry but its relevant

See? I was even kind enough to spoiler it.

This is just... I don't even. I love calamari, but this is making me feel a little ill. Yes, I know its fine when its cooked, but I probably won't be able to look at calamari the same way again

 

[Dangit2019]

Just...why? I did not need that mental image...

Spoiler: horrible joke incoming

I guess she should've just swallowed like her boyfriend said...

Aaaand I'm going to hell.

 

[Buizel91]

That's funny. I figured that the first real-life instance of tentacle rape would occur in Japan, not Korea.

Your Avatar goes very well with this thread :')

 

[Buizel91]

Just...why? I did not need that mental image...

Spoiler: horrible joke incoming

I guess she should've just swallowed like her boyfriend said...

Aaaand I'm going to hell.

Yep, i'm going to hell to for laughing :')

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Crunching some sperm sacks"

NOPE NOPE NOPE

I will shake my head back in forth until I attain liftoff.

 

[Goofguy]

Hmmm, I guess she wasn't a fan of either spitting or swallowing.

 

[Hazy992]

Seriously this sounds like something out of a horror movie. Glad I don't eat calamari, even if it's delicious this has put me off for life.

 

[manic_depressive13]

Dear god that's disgusting. I won't say she deserves it for eating meat... wait, yes I will.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Well that is both disgusting and hilarious.

One of the quotes from the article

?I?ve probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.?

That isn't make me feel much better.

In other news I feel your avatar is an appropriate reaction.

 

[DoPo]

Spoiler: Yeah, I think that's the most appropriate reaction for this news

Yeah, I think that's the most appropriate reaction for this news

Spoiler: horrible joke incoming

I guess she should've just swallowed like her boyfriend said...

Aaaand I'm going to hell.

I just wandered why it took so long for somebody to use the joke.

 

[Dangit2019]

Spoiler: Yeah, I think that's the most appropriate reaction for this news

Yeah, I think that's the most appropriate reaction for this news

Spoiler: horrible joke incoming

I guess she should've just swallowed like her boyfriend said...

Aaaand I'm going to hell.

I just wandered why it took so long for somebody to use the joke.

Me too. I was really expecting to be ninja'd.

 

[Akytalusia]

wait.. i've totally read this exact article on this very site, some time ago. this is, old news?