Womans mouth " Falls Pregnant" to 12 squid...Yes you read that right.

[K84]

Noooo, continue the pregnancy, research the compatibility of squids and humans DNA!
SCIENCE!

Okay, wait....that won't end well.
*totally convinced gross sub species will evolve and kill us*
Never mind.

 

[That_Sneaky_Camper]

Disgusting. Sounds like something out of a horror story.

 

[Rednog]

Wait...how does just the sperm make baby squids...?
You know what, I don't care. With this I've had enough internet for the day.

 

[R Man]

This is almost certainly an urban legend. Think about it, how are baby squid supposed to survive after being fried, after being inside a body being cut up that could have been on ice for quite some time. That's even if a female Squid would even carry their eggs for that long. Most likely they'd squirt them out at the first opportunity.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Wait... What did the sperm fertilise? Surely baby squid can't develop without an egg and sperm? Was she eating a male squid and female squid at the same time?

 

[Guffe]

I will now for the 100th time stop coming into threads were the headliner sounds as discusting as it porobably is...
Over and Out.

 

[Blunderboy]

Dear god that's disgusting. I won't say she deserves it for eating meat... wait, yes I will.

And that's why people dislike vocal vegetarians.

OT - Ewwwww. Still won't stop me eating calamari though. Mainly because it's bullshit.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Dear god that's disgusting. I won't say she deserves it for eating meat... wait, yes I will.

And that's why people dislike vocal vegetarians.

OT - Ewwwww. Still won't stop me eating calamari though.

I listen to the song "Meat is Murder by The Smiths" while eating meat all the time. I find it ironically funny.

 

[bafrali]

Guys, guys this is not rape. This is sexual intimidation on the woman's part. She did ate squid's genitelia right?

 

[The Human Torch]

I call bullshit.

Years ago there was a similar case where a woman ate some octopus and got the sperm cells in her stomach and she farted out baby octopus. That turned out to be a nonsense story, so I am not believing this one either.

i was thinking hoax as well but its nothing more complicated than 12 of these squid things impaling themselves in her cheek, and tongue

Except that the human mouth is not a place to grow baby octopus. It isn't. Nature doesn't work that way. Since the article says that she is pregnant with 12 octopus now. If it was simple a report of a woman who ate an octopus ballsack, fine, but she got pregant in her mouth.

You can read the following in Morbo's voice:
OCTOPUS REPRODUCTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I just... I don't... how does that work?
Seriously, how in god's name does that work?

 

[Padwolf]

I... what is this I don't even.... How doe that even work? surely she can't get pregnant in the mouth with only the male sperm? How the hell does that work? I don't think I even want to know.

 

[Scarim Coral]

And this is why I prefer to eat squid cooked and only their tenticles (well and the fact the tenticles are chewy).
I mean these days I'm abit caution toward seafood that isn't a fish (manly crab).

 

[Vrex360]

Okay, I've now got that one scene from Prometheus stuck in my head, anyone else?

 

[manic_depressive13]

Tell me something you do that I disagree with so I can scold you for it please.

Well, I smoke. And sometimes I post controversial comments on forums to see if anyone will get angry...

I'm just so lonely.

 

[Rabish Bini]

Tell me something you do that I disagree with so I can scold you for it please.

Well, I smoke. And sometimes I post controversial comments on forums to see if anyone will get angry...

I'm just so lonely.

...I said tell me something I disagree with.

 

[repeating integers]

Okay, I've now got that one scene from Prometheus stuck in my head, anyone else?

I do now. *shudder*