Women claims that a 3D film "Made her Pregnant"

[Mr.Tophat]

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No words.

Just, none.

But I can give you this: XD

 

[GameMaNiAC]

"Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk", Jennifer said. "But he knows I?m faithful." It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Summed it up quite nicely for me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...pulled out...

...can swallow...

You're a sick person, you know that?

I still laughed enough to start crying.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[JoshGod]

I hope the baby is completely flat when it's born.

Or mixed race, that'd give her some extra explaining to do.

You should have read it, it's very funny. The child is black, and they're both white...

That's what you get for watching with the contrast too high.

Now thats just silly... It's obviously because the child is demonic... Yes we must destroy this evil representation of [small]DRM[/small] satan, we must destroy 3D!

 

[Blow_Pop]

No no, you DID read that right...

http://news.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

What makes this story even more amusing is the fact her husband said this... :')

?I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today?s technology, anything is possible,? he said.

Probably the best story i have read in my life :') what do you guys make of this?

Because despite having an active sex life with your husband, he can't have possibly been responsible.

OH OH OH!

Let this be the reason 3D gets pulled out of the movie theaters.

There's only so much 3D the audience can swallow.

[sub][sub][sub]This article made me laugh hysterically.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

*snrkts at the innuendo* have i told you how much I like you?


OT: How stupid can you be really?

 

[Beautiful End]

No, it could actually be true. I once watched Final Destination in 3D and I died. True story.

But in all seriousness, we gotta be careful next time we watch a 3D movie. Who knows what could jump out of the screen and get into your vajayjay?

 

[Spineyguy]

I hope the baby is completely flat when it's born.

Or mixed race, that'd give her some extra explaining to do.

You should have read it, it's very funny. The child is black, and they're both white...

That's what you get for watching with the contrast too high.

Now thats just silly... It's obviously because the child is demonic... Yes we must destroy this evil representation of [small]DRM[/small] satan, we must destroy 3D!

I propose a regression to the shiny bead-based bartering system and braining eachother with big sticks personally. That way we'll be closer to God.

Repent, repent all ye bronze-age sinners! The Holy order of St Spazticus hereby denounceth the witchcraft of metal and the devilish use of oxygen!

 

[evilneko]

I did some digging around, and it turns out the story is a complete and utter fraud. It turns out some Onion-esque Brazilian newspaper did this called the "Sensacionalista."

Even Gizmodo made the mistake, and promptly removed the article.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/

Hahaha. Gizmodo, and many Escapees....

[HEADING=1]DUN GOT TROLLED![/HEADING]

 

[the spud]

This sounds really fake. I mean really fake. Do a facts check.

 

[Neverhoodian]

Sheesh, this thread proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that more people need to learn to read threads more thoroughly. This was proven to be a fake on the FIRST FUCKING PAGE:

I did some digging around, and it turns out the story is a complete and utter fraud. It turns out some Onion-esque Brazilian newspaper did this called the "Sensacionalista."

Even Gizmodo made the mistake, and promptly removed the article.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/

Even if people missed that you would think the wording of the article would have raised some red flags for them:
"TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation."

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
-Winston Churchill

 

[FEichinger]

This is the one thing I would love to see FOX jumping on straight.

"3D porn causes pregnancy! Stop the threat, before our children get children!"

Not to mention the various lines about interracial pregnancy I could FOX imagine to pull up ... Which I won't post here to avoid mod wrath over 'racism' ... -.-

 

[krazykidd]

Does this man not have ANY IDEA of how the human reproductive system works, or at least how a movie, little more that light and sound, have no chance of impregnating a solid being of flesh and bone? Now, if the woman was sitting on a fresh smear of man goo and had no pants on, then I can see how it could work.

Still, this is a beautiful example of rolling a critical success so... successful, even Olidamara looked at it and said "Damn, that's lucky!"

Nope even sitting on "man goo" can't get a person pregnant , there has to be inside her . She would have had to sit on man goo and finger herself at the same time to allow the sperm to enter .

OT: i hope it's true , the baby grows up into an intelligent person , ask his parents about his birth and laugh in his parents face then facepalm.

 

[hazabaza1]

Gggggguuuugggghh ohgod the stupid hhhhhnnnnghhghg

Sorry, just needed to die there.

 

[Crazy]

It'd be wise if you ignore this post please.

 

[dickywebster]

Oh i remember that story, or it might have been one like it a few months back.

For me the best bit of ths story, is not that the claim was made that this is what happened, but that the husband didnt just laugh at her.

 

[hideomgskojima]

Well hahahaha! stupid woman and man thinking pregnancy comes from movie... In Soviet Russia, porn screws you

 

[Nouw]

Maybe 3D porn is code-speak for hiring someone? And the article is fake

 

[Kukakkau]

I think one simple phrase would solve this dispute for her

"Google: "how babies are made""

Or hell even read a basic book

 

[Atmos Duality]

You know, some time back, I might have facepalmed at this kind of idiocy; citing how it's physically impossible for anyone to be that fucking retarded.

Now. It's just another case of Flavor of the Month.