Women claims that a 3D film "Made her Pregnant"

[kidwithxboxlive]

Losing faith in humanity over this? No, I lost it all already...

This is why we can not trust anyone anymore...

 

[FamoFunk]

Hey guys, don't laugh, I got pregnant watching porn, too!

 

[holy_secret]

I'm pretty sure this is the same place that brought us the news of the brazilian guy mastubating to death.
I call bullshit on this.

 

[Vausch]

Better title: "Woman makes Sarah Palin look smart".

The husband didn't earn any points there either.

 

[Twilight_guy]

There are no words to describe the stupid. Its beyond dumb as a rock, its beyond dumb as a sack of hammers, its beyond negative brain matter, it's a stupid singularity that sucks all intelligent thought in and destroys it. This is the anti-thesis of intelligent thought. This is dumb dumb it all goes all the way around and becomes smart, then keeps right on going to completely stupid again.

 

[Beryl77]

I refuse to believe this. No one can be this stupid. Isn't there a source somewhere? I'd like to know where they got this story from.

Edit:http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/
Talk about being stupid. Well, it seems it's not the "husband" who was stupid but rather all the pages just spreading this news without checking where it came from.

Edit 2: And of course I got ninja'd... multiple times...

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

sometimes i wish stupidity should become a capital offense and the punishment should be schooling.
My respect for the intelligence of the people in the armed forces just took a nosedive as well.
What a c*** btw, cheating on your partner and without using a condom.

Umm... You do realise that the meaning of "capital offense" is an offense that carries the death penalty, right? So essentially you just said, 'Sometimes I wish stupidity carried the death penalty, and the punishment would be schooling!' If I were you I wouldn't push for stupidity becoming a criminal offense, just sayin'. :3

OP: Somehow the fact that this is fake does not make it any the less funny. Maybe because there are actually people out there who I could believe would be this retarded.

 

[Bran1470]

OK wait fuck the story since when do they make 3D porn?

 

[Kuroneko97]

Hey, everybody! Let's take a ride on the lollercoaster!

 

[game-lover]

I had two reactions to this.

When I saw the topic in Hot Threads, I said: "What?"

Then when I clicked the topic and read the OP, I said: "What?!"

Yeah... pretty simple. I don't know if I should read the article because it's so stupid.

But it's only sadder that the obvious reason is that this lady is an unfaithful whore and husband is not letting himself see it.

Okay, I did read it. *horrible laughter* The child is black!! What more do you need? I'm just gonna assume he got shot in the head and survived but now his brain is out of whack. Yes, that's what I'll go with.

Hmm? Oh it's fake? Well, that makes it more tolerable now.

 

[theultimateend]

This isn't the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

One time I heard a virgin got pregnant, folks believed it then, so this isn't really any more ridiculous.

Losing faith in humanity over this? No, I lost it all already...

This is why we can not trust anyone anymore...

In terms of ignorance this comment > the original topic.

 

[Spineyguy]

I hope the baby is completely flat when it's born.

Or mixed race, that'd give her some extra explaining to do.

You should have read it, it's very funny. The child is black, and they're both white...

That's what you get for watching with the contrast too high.

 

[Yearlongjester]

You know what's the saddest part?

I'm not suprised.

Ok in all honesty I believe this is a joke article, and is just playing with us. As such I will give it no more of my attention. But let's say that it is true, that husband is a pushover, which is probably half the reason she cheated on him in the first place.

The other half is that some people are degenerates and will do whatever they think they can get away with regardless of ethics or morals.

 

[DementedSheep]

Is this the new ?golden shower of rain??
Anyway I'm pretty sure this story is fake so you don?t need to lose faith in humanity again quite yet.

 

[The Pinray]

I know this is a joke article but I'm still cracking up over it ha ha.

 

[airplanedude550]

Well, this example obviously shows the quality of sex education in the United States.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No no, you DID read that right...

http://news.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

What makes this story even more amusing is the fact her husband said this... :')

?I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today?s technology, anything is possible,? he said.

Probably the best story i have read in my life :') what do you guys make of this?

Because despite having an active sex life with your husband, he can't have possibly been responsible.

OH OH OH!

Let this be the reason 3D gets pulled out of the movie theaters.

There's only so much 3D the audience can swallow.

[sub][sub][sub]This article made me laugh hysterically.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Buizel91]

I hope the baby is completely flat when it's born.

Or mixed race, that'd give her some extra explaining to do.

You should have read it, it's very funny. The child is black, and they're both white...

That's what you get for watching with the contrast too high.

LMFAO! Don't tell them types of jokes when i have Coke in my mouth >.< *cleans Laptop*

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

...pulled out...

...can swallow...

You're a sick person, you know that?

I still laughed enough to start crying.