Women claims that a 3D film "Made her Pregnant"

[TJC]

Wait a cockblocking minute...

There are 3D porn cinemas?!

*runs off*

On topic: Seriously, if the husband buys this, he's even more naive than good ol' Joseph ever was.

 

[Omey]

My faith in humanity is lost after realizing that only 4-5 people in this thread have actually bothered to check the article out to realize the source is from a Brazilian satire site, or that those 4-5 people were the only ones who understood the tone of the article well enough to realize it was probably not a real news article. >__<

I share your complete loss of faith in human intelligence. The people who took this seriously are dumber than the imaginary husband who they are making fun of in their comments

 

[noble cookie]

Meh, happens all the time.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Wow her husband is one dumnb fuck!

 

[Toaster Hunter]

This seems oddly familiar... anyway, this is either some joke everyone has taken seriously, or shows new lows for the stupidity of our species.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

*reads article*

...

Ahahahahahahaha!

*can't breathe from too much laughter, takes several deep breaths*

...

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

Ah, man. That made my night. I just... Seriously? Seriously. I don't even...
Don't get me wrong, I feel bad for the guy for his wife obviously having cheated on him, but still...
I'm off to bed. I probably won't stop laughing to myself for a while. Thank you for sharing this.

 

[pspman45]

this is a really old story
I remember seeing this like last year or something

 

[ArchAngelKira]

"&#9320;_"&#9320; -_-

 

[Alexander Cunningham]

THEY HAVE 3D PORN NOW!?!?
TO THE OMNIPLEX! AWAY!

 

[jawakiller]

Well that'll teach her, watching all those 3D cumsh- hey, I found a quarter.

... What was I saying?
...
... Totally lost my train of thought. Something about a person. Yeah.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

So thats why everyone is going to see The Lion King in 3D.

 

[Gluzzbung]

Oh dear...

 

[lacktheknack]

Talk about rolling a natural 20 for Bluff.

Are you kidding? She broke out 5 d100s and rolled a natural 100 on all of them. She WARPED REALITY WITH WORDS.

Anyways, insert the usual "You Fail Biology Forever" TVTropes link.

 

[Nieroshai]

Talk about rolling a natural 20 for Bluff.

I think his perception check was a critical fail also...


(Rolling a natural 1 for those of you who don't d20. You sad people.)

 

[SilentCom]

I don't think she believes the porn movie made her pregnant, I think she just had an affair and lied about it. Either that, or she must have failed her sex ed class really bad.

 

[wolf92]

...why was she watching 3D porn to begin with?
That alone is suspect. Then, how would the 3D impregnate her in a theater? One assumes she has her clothes on in the theater...

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

this makes me sad. xD thats all i can say xD what a load of malarkey.

 

[Bakuryukun]

Somehow I doubt this actually happened.

 

[Something Amyss]

...why was she watching 3D porn to begin with?
That alone is suspect. Then, how would the 3D impregnate her in a theater? One assumes she has her clothes on in the theater...

Cinema is magic, man. Don't you know that?

>.>

 

[Something Amyss]

I don't think she believes the porn movie made her pregnant, I think she just had an affair and lied about it. Either that, or she must have failed her sex ed class really bad.

She probably still failed it pretty bad if she expected anyone to buy this for a moment. Or she knew her husband failed pretty bad. Either way.