Women claims that a 3D film "Made her Pregnant"

[Zack Alklazaris]

So... does that mean if I watch 3d porn I could catch something?

 

[Sinspiration]

mind, breaking...lol lol rofl lol.

please tell me that this is yet another family trying to make headlines...lol.

.. We have to tell you..?
I think its a little obvious...

 

[Jakub324]

That's the best story I've heard in years. All 17 years of my life.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Keep it up.

Every class action lawsuit based on insane logic makes the likelihood of someone reforming the whole convuluted mess of lawsuits that much closer.

 

[ANImaniac89]

Awesome story

(clap, clap, clap)

You have made my day good sir and I thank you for that.

Hey maybe it did get her pregnant in a sense that after she watched she went out and fucked a black guy.

 

[aba1]

I love how its in big bold letters right off the bat that it is a American girl because only in America would someone actually be that dumb

 

[thelonewolf266]

Congratulations you win most stupid person of the year.Unfortunately you've just pasted your genes into that poor baby it doesn't stand a chance.

 

[BabySinclair]

Yup, the guy came out of the overly large "tv screen" and had his way with her. Funny that after her glasses came off he still seemed to be in 3d.

 

[Nickolai77]

It's like how 2000 years ago one woman claimed that the Holy Spirit made her pregnant...

[small]Joking....[/small]

 

[adderseal]

She must have been watching the Chuck Norris Omnibus.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

The potency of 3D movies!

 

[AngloDoom]

In other news:

[HEADING=3]Satire.[/HEADING]

Seriously guys, please just look at the source or at the very least actually read the article.

 

[JoshGod]

I hope the baby is completely flat when it's born.

Or mixed race, that'd give her some extra explaining to do.

You should have read it, it's very funny. The child is black, and they're both white...

 

[Gitty101]

Wow - either she is a cheating, lying cow, or she has been blessed by a deity to be the Mother of the 2nd coming... Hehehe, coming...

 

[Kekkles]

No no, you DID read that right...

http://news.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

What makes this story even more amusing is the fact her husband said this... :')

?I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today?s technology, anything is possible,? he said.

Probably the best story i have read in my life :') what do you guys make of this?

This is either a fifteen minutes of fame job or I fear for what we put in our army ranks...

On the other hand, we send these guys out there and our average IQ will balance itself nicely.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I don't know what's worse that she cheated on a soldier or that she is getting away with this bullcrap.

Horrible toxic sarlacc.

Also

'You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you.'

lolled.

 

[Blunderboy]

The most worrying aspect of this, is that this woman is breeding.

 

[honestdiscussioner]

I'm going to call bullshit. I don't think that this is a real story, but rather it was made up for amusement.